I’m sitting here in a very echo-y, much-reduced version of my office. The rest of my home – where I’ve lived for damn near seven years – is Continue reading
So, dear demented followers, I’m here in Virginia. Why, you ask? Simple: I’m looking Continue reading
Here are the three times your nose will be guaranteed to itch:
1. Cleaning the toilet
2. Cooking with meat blood up to your fucking elbow
3. Sex with someone of great significance
Because it sucks ass being me.
So here we are once again, you finally reading, and me making excuses as to why I’m not writing. I’ve got a doozy Continue reading
I feel compelled to put up a post about today, the 70th anniversary of the Allied invasion of Normandy Continue reading
I’m not going into why I’ve been off the net recently. I claim getting my crap together to move as a reason. There’s an excuse here, too, but you’ll have to wait for that story. It’s a doozy. But enough Continue reading
Today I’m reposting (not reblogging) a post I did for Long Awkward Pause, for which I also write. You might want to drop by and enjoy bloggers even funnier than I am. If you read this over at LAP, apologies, but your
hate speech derision comments are still very much appreciated!
All the credit for the awesome GIFs goes to Chris DeVoss, the LAP head staff monkey, who has the biggest cube.
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Long ago when records were made of vinyl, socially-awkward men were banished to a lonely existence after being stamped with Continue reading