Rantionary: “J” Is For…

Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, Rantionary, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on August 21, 2014 by BrainRants

I am painfully off of my posting game in general, and grossly overdue for another iteration of the ever-popular Rantionary.  I blame the Army and the window-licker moving company that has yet to find all of my shit.  I’ll leave that rant for another Continue reading

Now With 25% More Fun

Posted in Random on August 15, 2014 by BrainRants

I’ve announced here, that I moved from Kansas to Virginia on the Army dime so that said organization can employ more varied ways of extracting labor and effort from Continue reading

Because Summer Is Awesome

Posted in Awesome, Humor with tags , , , , on August 3, 2014 by BrainRants

I had to do this, because Summer is awesome.  I’ve long loved giving our Cañadian neighbors Continue reading

America Is Awesome

Posted in Awesome, History with tags , , , , , , on July 4, 2014 by BrainRants

I’m sitting here in a very echo-y, much-reduced version of my office.  The rest of my home – where I’ve lived for damn near seven years – is Continue reading

Virginia!

Posted in Army, Awesome, Humor, Rant, Travel with tags , , , , , , , , , , on June 28, 2014 by BrainRants

So, dear demented followers, I’m here in Virginia.  Why, you ask?  Simple: I’m looking Continue reading

Random Thought #66

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random with tags , , , , , , , , on June 15, 2014 by BrainRants

Here are the three times your nose will be guaranteed to itch:

1. Cleaning the toilet

2. Cooking with meat blood up to your fucking elbow

3. Sex with someone of great significance

Because it sucks ass being me.

Giving The Finger Like A Boss

Posted in Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on June 11, 2014 by BrainRants

So here we are once again, you finally reading, and me making excuses as to why I’m not writing.  I’ve got a doozy Continue reading

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