America Is Awesome

Posted in Awesome, History with tags , , , , , , on July 4, 2014 by BrainRants

I’m sitting here in a very echo-y, much-reduced version of my office.  The rest of my home – where I’ve lived for damn near seven years – is Continue reading


Posted in Army, Awesome, Humor, Rant, Travel with tags , , , , , , , , , , on June 28, 2014 by BrainRants

So, dear demented followers, I’m here in Virginia.  Why, you ask?  Simple: I’m looking Continue reading

Random Thought #66

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random with tags , , , , , , , , on June 15, 2014 by BrainRants

Here are the three times your nose will be guaranteed to itch:

1. Cleaning the toilet

2. Cooking with meat blood up to your fucking elbow

3. Sex with someone of great significance

Because it sucks ass being me.

Giving The Finger Like A Boss

Posted in Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on June 11, 2014 by BrainRants

So here we are once again, you finally reading, and me making excuses as to why I’m not writing.  I’ve got a doozy Continue reading

D-Day… Today

Posted in Army, Awesome, Family, History with tags , , , , , , , , , on June 6, 2014 by BrainRants

I feel compelled to put up a post about today, the 70th anniversary of the Allied invasion of Normandy Continue reading

Flash Fiction – 4th Ed.

Posted in Awesome, Flash Fiction, Writing with tags , , , , on May 28, 2014 by BrainRants

I’m not going into why I’ve been off the net recently.  I claim getting my crap together to move as a reason.  There’s an excuse here, too, but you’ll have to wait for that story.  It’s a doozy.  But enough Continue reading

Nerdboy Dating 101

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Writing with tags , , , , , , on May 8, 2014 by BrainRants

Today I’m reposting (not reblogging) a post I did for Long Awkward Pause, for which I also write.  You might want to drop by and enjoy bloggers even funnier than I am.  If you read this over at LAP, apologies, but your hate speech derision comments are still very much appreciated!

All the credit for the awesome GIFs goes to Chris DeVoss, the LAP head staff monkey, who has the biggest cube.

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Long ago when records were made of vinyl, socially-awkward men were banished to a lonely existence after being stamped with Continue reading


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