I made this the other weekend on a late-breaking change of mind and the experience reminded me of just how wonderfully filling and decadent this heartstopper Continue reading
Question for you: Would you drive eight hours, over 550 miles, for a hamburger? For most people, the answer to this is Continue reading
Tiny farts and knowledge of physics sucks, because you understand surface tension and partial pressure. That’s what makes the asscrack sweat make the unpoppable bubble of fart jammed deep up your ass.
Someone help me out here. I’ve tracked the recent headlines about the beyond-questionable proposed law put before Governor Jan Brewer Continue reading
Don’t believe the title? Well, I do. Why? Because I have little future in the Army so I’m going to have fun with what Continue reading
We all have hated upon our autocorrect when texting, emailing or other text-based functions on our allegedly-smart phones. “Fuck you, Autocorrect!” we scream from our Continue reading