The Bullet Points

Posted in Random on April 18, 2014 by BrainRants


My Latest contribution over at Long Awkward Pause. Great collection of funny internet talent – go check it out!

Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause:

It’s time once again to wake Rants up way too early. deny him his coffee and bacon, and throw today’s headlines at him to get his take on the top stories. Did I mention that we have to wear one of those protective suits that attack dogs practice on? Did I mention we all have to leave the office and lock the door behind us? Did I mention the SWAT Team is put on alert?

It’s not pretty, yet we all suffer to produce comic gold for you.

Remember that!

1.) Ohio student points finger like gun, is suspended

Rants: Because there’s nothing like a good, healthy overreaction to pointless shit… ‘Murrica.

2.) Sun, Mars, Earth to align in rare cosmic event

Rants: Which someone will use to explain global warming, the 9-11 Conspiracy, and all of Congress’ recent successes. Word has it a major Hollywood production company will make a 15-picture…

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Shit Mama Rants Said – 02

Posted in Awesome, Family, Home, Humor, Mama Rants with tags , , , , , on April 17, 2014 by BrainRants

So Mama Rants passed through my backroom office on the way to the first floor bathroom.  Because it’s the damn floor plan.  She overheard Continue reading

Rantswers® 7.2

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rantswers with tags , , , , , , on April 15, 2014 by BrainRants

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Rantswers® 7.1

Posted in Awesome, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags , , , , , , , , on April 14, 2014 by BrainRants

Okay you bunch of masochists, here you go.  I’ve cooked up a great Coors-powered Continue reading

Rantswers® 7.0

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rantswers with tags , , , , on April 11, 2014 by BrainRants

It’s been a wild ride here in Kansas and shit is getting ready to be even more awesomer.  Continue reading

Living Single-Handed: The Left Part

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Rant with tags , , , , , , on April 9, 2014 by BrainRants

Most of you know at this point that I went and had shoulder surgery four weeks ago to correct a torn rotator cuff and some other work to get rid of Continue reading

Flash Fiction – 3rd Ed.

Posted in Awesome, Writing with tags , , , , , on April 2, 2014 by BrainRants

Ever had one of those weeks where everything piles up like a big, steaming Continue reading


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