That Guy: Dog-Walker-Tard

I’ve commemorated the stupidity of our fellow human Earth-occupants several times here.  I call him “That Guy” in my characteristically un-PC way.  My last one was in 2014, and probably my most

That Guy: Complain-y

A lot of things upset me.  Most things stay in the general irritation level, and I can mentally grumble and imagine the perpetrator or violator’s untimely, painful and very messy death at my gleeful hands in order to assuage my inner angry.  Other times, I like to bitch and complain.  Now is one of those times.  I’m here to

Reader’s Rant: That Guy Part Five

It occurred to me that I’d lost track of this post in my Draft Rants folder here at good old WordPress. Thanks to the suggestions of loyal Rant Army members, this constitutes the fifth installment of my backfiring, engine-skipping, thrown-rod series on those retards who have been placed on Earth directly in our paths merely to serve as a

Reader’s Rant: That Guy Part Four

You just have to love the power of crowdsourcing. All of us are definitely more pissed and frustrated than just one of us – or just me – in spite of the high levels of rantium (Element number 115) I have in my system. I’ve got some awesome feedback from the Rants Army regarding those people out there who are

That Guy Part Two

I’ve somehow initiated another ongoing series – devoted to That Guy – a non-gender-specific term of course – describing examples of folks we all encounter too frequently for our own sanity. That Guy is someone whose sole purpose in existence is to serve as a

Readers’ Rant: That Guy Part Three

I posted about “That Guy” a while back, and got some great reader commentary that fueled not one but two sequel posts (here, and here). Click them, dammit! They’re funny! Anyway, this post is now the third sequel and fourth

Readers’ Rant: That Guy Part Two

This is obviously Part Two of the reader-generated edition of That Guy. I was surprised at the response to only one post with seven proposed versions of That Guy. I may well be onto something here, in fact I suspect this may well spiral completely out of control. Then again, once I get to

Readers’ Rant: That Guy Part One

A while back I posted a rant about “that guy,” as in, “Don’t be That Guy.” We’ve all heard it said, and it really does ring true. I got some decent feedback on the post also – the great ‘other fun’ of blogging – the comments – were pretty funny themselves. Though I doubted I could generate say, a full-on Rant per month of five jackwagons who wind up being That Guy myself, clearly it seems my readers are willing to throw some