About the Ranter

I’ve put off doing an “about” page for me because I was trying to come up with some kind of shit that is funny, worth reading, and yet doesn’t provide enough personal details for some whackjob stalker type out there to come leave dead animal messages on my doorstep, or mail me those cool cut-out-letter death threats.

I’m an average guy in my 40’s with the usual interests and hobbies.  I like to sublimate my frustrations and anger through humorous writing.  I estimate that about 203,587 people are still alive because of this talent.