Archive for the That Guy Category

That Guy: Dog-Walker-Tard

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, That Guy with tags , , , , , on March 23, 2018 by BrainRants

I’ve commemorated the stupidity of our fellow human Earth-occupants several times here.  I call him “That Guy” in my characteristically un-PC way.  My last one was in 2014, and probably my most Continue reading

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Shitting In Public Sucks – Starring That Guy

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, That Guy with tags , , , , , , , on January 14, 2014 by BrainRants

I’ve Ranted about urinal etiquette before, so you have to have expected the sequel on #2. Part Two for Number Two, if you will. Yes, I’m ranting about how I dearly loathe shitting in public. Sadly, all of this screed is inspired by a well-maintained Continue reading

That Guy: Complain-y

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Rant, That Guy with tags , , , , , , , , on July 9, 2013 by BrainRants

A lot of things upset me.  Most things stay in the general irritation level, and I can mentally grumble and imagine the perpetrator or violator’s untimely, painful and very messy death at my gleeful hands in order to assuage my inner angry.  Other times, I like to bitch and complain.  Now is one of those times.  I’m here to Continue reading

Pissing About Pissing

Posted in Afghanistan, Humor, Random, Rant, That Guy with tags , , , , , , on July 24, 2012 by BrainRants

You did just read that correctly. This is a rant about those jackwagons who fail to adhere to the proper rules of engagement when peeing. Also, a disclaimer: this is aimed at men only, ladies. Please Continue reading

Reader’s Rant: That Guy Part Five

Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, That Guy, Worst with tags , , , , on April 11, 2012 by BrainRants

It occurred to me that I’d lost track of this post in my Draft Rants folder here at good old WordPress. Thanks to the suggestions of loyal Rant Army members, this constitutes the fifth installment of my backfiring, engine-skipping, thrown-rod series on those retards who have been placed on Earth directly in our paths merely to serve as a Continue reading

Reader’s Rant: That Guy Part Four

Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, That Guy, Worst with tags , , , , on March 25, 2012 by BrainRants

You just have to love the power of crowdsourcing. All of us are definitely more pissed and frustrated than just one of us – or just me – in spite of the high levels of rantium (Element number 115) I have in my system. I’ve got some awesome feedback from the Rants Army regarding those people out there who are Continue reading

That Guy Part Two

Posted in Humor, Rant, That Guy, Worst with tags , , , , on March 18, 2012 by BrainRants

I’ve somehow initiated another ongoing series – devoted to That Guy – a non-gender-specific term of course – describing examples of folks we all encounter too frequently for our own sanity. That Guy is someone whose sole purpose in existence is to serve as a Continue reading