Random Thought #71

Posted in Awesome, Official Random Thought, Random, Rant with tags , , , , on February 28, 2018 by BrainRants

If you must – like, have to – break protocol and converse with someone in a public restroom while backing out a hairy groaner of a dump, do not use the word, ‘bro.‘  To wit, “Sorry, I’ll be just a minute, bro.”

No.  Don’t.


This, My Friends, Is Honor

Posted in Awesome, Politics, Rant, Writing with tags , , , , , on February 20, 2018 by BrainRants

It probably won’t surprise you to know I’ve more or less completely eschewed even reading the news, or watching it on the television.  Nothing there holds much for me but anger and outrage.  Never one to be a hypocrite, I take my own advice, and Continue reading

Rantswers® 10.1

Posted in Rantswers with tags , , , , , on January 28, 2018 by BrainRants

I feel like tepid shit, sitting here at my desk peering through a fog of exhaustion and muscular soreness from overwork on yesterday.  Yeah, the shit I put myself through.  However, the yard won’t take care of itself.  At least not yet. Continue reading

Rantswers® 10.0

Posted in Awesome, Random, Rantswers with tags , , , on January 25, 2018 by BrainRants

I was sad to note that the last iteration of Rantswers® happened way back in 2015.  Funny how life can get busy and straight-out bend you over, prison style.  I hinted at doing this in my last blog, and so here you are, Rants Army.  Also, Continue reading

Let’s Play Thought Clouds!

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , on January 19, 2018 by BrainRants

All of you out there likely believe I’m some kind of enigma packed in mystery and wrapped in bacon.  The truth is, I’m not very complex.  Fart jokes, poo references Continue reading

Please. Stop. The. Madness.

Posted in Family, Home, Humor, Politics, Rant, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , on January 6, 2018 by BrainRants

Well, it’s been about nine months.  Yeah, I know.  Shut your suck and leave me alone.  Heellis has been posting, and she’s a competitive one, so with this, I’ve got a 1:3 losing ratio within the recent three months.  I’ve been absent because: Continue reading

Flash Fiction – 15th Ed.

Posted in Awesome, Random, Writing with tags , , , , , , , on March 16, 2017 by BrainRants

Long time no post again.  Save the critique unless you want to come out here and help me solve some of my challenges.  Kay?  Kay.  Good. Continue reading