Let’s Play Thought Clouds!

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , on January 19, 2018 by BrainRants

All of you out there likely believe I’m some kind of enigma packed in mystery and wrapped in bacon.  The truth is, I’m not very complex.  Fart jokes, poo references Continue reading

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Please. Stop. The. Madness.

Posted in Family, Home, Humor, Politics, Rant, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , on January 6, 2018 by BrainRants

Well, it’s been about nine months.  Yeah, I know.  Shut your suck and leave me alone.  Heellis has been posting, and she’s a competitive one, so with this, I’ve got a 1:3 losing ratio within the recent three months.  I’ve been absent because: Continue reading

Flash Fiction – 15th Ed.

Posted in Awesome, Random, Writing with tags , , , , , , , on March 16, 2017 by BrainRants

Long time no post again.  Save the critique unless you want to come out here and help me solve some of my challenges.  Kay?  Kay.  Good. Continue reading

Godspeed

Posted in Awesome, History with tags , , , , on December 8, 2016 by BrainRants

The last of America’s original seven astronauts, the first American to orbit Earth, and decorated war veteran John Glenn has departed on his final launch.  Godspeed, John Glenn.

America needs some new and real heroes 

An Entirely New Awesome

Posted in Awesome, Best, Family, History with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 23, 2016 by BrainRants

I have a lucky streak going, and I know exactly what’s – rather who’s – responsible.  Precisely, it is the tiny Continue reading

Respect Has Been Paid

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , on October 8, 2016 by BrainRants

You may have read that I’ve been recently unemployed.  No more.  Yay.  Updates follow, because asshattery has Continue reading

Three Easy Ways To Fix Being Unemployed

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 30, 2016 by BrainRants

Have you ever been unemployed?  No?  Yes?  Well, for the first time in my life, I am.  Interesting shenanigans going on around here in the DC Metro region, I tell you.  Before you wet yourself, this Continue reading