Archive for the Family Category

Please. Stop. The. Madness.

Posted in Family, Home, Humor, Politics, Rant, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , on January 6, 2018 by BrainRants

Well, it’s been about nine months.  Yeah, I know.  Shut your suck and leave me alone.  Heellis has been posting, and she’s a competitive one, so with this, I’ve got a 1:3 losing ratio within the recent three months.  I’ve been absent because: Continue reading

An Entirely New Awesome

Posted in Awesome, Best, Family, History with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 23, 2016 by BrainRants

I have a lucky streak going, and I know exactly what’s – rather who’s – responsible.  Precisely, it is the tiny Continue reading

Where Is Rants?

Posted in Awesome, Family, Fiction, Humor, Random, Rant, Writing with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 8, 2016 by BrainRants

Pardon me while I type and eat some Burrito Lasagna, courtesy of my wife, the tiny lady who’s devoting her life to making me epic fat.  Because my portion control issue Continue reading

Retardidment: The Job Hunt

Posted in Army, Awesome, Economy, Family, Humor, Rant with tags , , , , , , on January 18, 2016 by BrainRants

Here we go again with the bitter Rantings® of a man forced to stop doing the one job he loved and actually could do without serious consequences.  Yeah, that’s me, BrainRants®.  I’m tired of linking more than three times to previous posts, so I made a whole new RantsPage® to collect this assemblage of awesomehood. Continue reading

A New Fucking Year

Posted in Army, Economy, Family, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , on January 1, 2016 by BrainRants

Hey… yeah… so check out the new, even-numbered, extra-day-having-in-fucking-February year!  I’d make up some cool onomatopoeia Continue reading

Grab The Moon

Posted in Awesome, Family, History, WPLongform, Writing with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on September 7, 2015 by BrainRants

This post will be a lengthy one because I have a lot to recount here about my day, and word count or attention span for this event isn’t a factor.  Those are irrelevant by comparison. Continue reading

Cookin’ With Rants: New England Awesome

Posted in Awesome, Family, Food with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on September 4, 2015 by BrainRants

Two questions up front:

1 – Are you hungry?

2 – Do you like shellfish? Continue reading

Acquiring Stuff

Posted in Awesome, Family, Home, Random with tags , , , , , , , on August 11, 2015 by BrainRants

I have to introduce you to my latest big success.  I found this one day on my walk home from my bus drop-off point.  For several weeks, I’d tracked a ‘for sale’ sign in front of a house.  Then, the sign disappeared and people showed up.   Continue reading

I Can Die Now

Posted in Awesome, Family, Random, Writing with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on May 30, 2015 by BrainRants

You need to sit down.  Right now.  Because this just happened… yesterday… as-of May 29th, late at night, that is.  Are you ready?  Seriously?

10344-2Feast your eyes on these digital tidbits of AwesomeCon that I got to experience here in DC.  Mind you, this is after a whole day from 6AM until 5PM of being all I can be in the Army… which is awesome by definition.  Awesome if you like being a cube monkey. Continue reading

Antivax, Antisense

Posted in Family, Humor, Politics, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , on February 3, 2015 by BrainRants

Here’s another gem right up there with Deflategate and Michael Moore’s un-shuttable fucking suckhole – the swelling tide of debate surrounding the pop-fly epidemics of Continue reading