Archive for the Humor Category

Let’s Play Thought Clouds!

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , on January 19, 2018 by BrainRants

All of you out there likely believe I’m some kind of enigma packed in mystery and wrapped in bacon.  The truth is, I’m not very complex.  Fart jokes, poo references Continue reading

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Please. Stop. The. Madness.

Posted in Family, Home, Humor, Politics, Rant, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , on January 6, 2018 by BrainRants

Well, it’s been about nine months.  Yeah, I know.  Shut your suck and leave me alone.  Heellis has been posting, and she’s a competitive one, so with this, I’ve got a 1:3 losing ratio within the recent three months.  I’ve been absent because: Continue reading

Respect Has Been Paid

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , on October 8, 2016 by BrainRants

You may have read that I’ve been recently unemployed.  No more.  Yay.  Updates follow, because asshattery has Continue reading

Three Easy Ways To Fix Being Unemployed

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 30, 2016 by BrainRants

Have you ever been unemployed?  No?  Yes?  Well, for the first time in my life, I am.  Interesting shenanigans going on around here in the DC Metro region, I tell you.  Before you wet yourself, this Continue reading

Beating The Odds

Posted in Awesome, Food, Humor, Random with tags , , , , , , , , , , on September 25, 2016 by BrainRants

If you’ve been reading this blog for a long time and have paid attention, the graphic I found online recently might Continue reading

Random Thought #70

Posted in Humor, Official Random Thought, Random with tags , , , , on September 15, 2016 by BrainRants

Life has taught me that the one thing you can count on to remain unchanging is this: things will change.

There’s some kind of fucked-up metaphysical shit in there.  I need a beer.

Clothes, Comfort Optional

Posted in Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , on August 30, 2016 by BrainRants

The more dedicated (or deranged, you pick) of you out there followed along on my retirement from the military about this time last year.  This fucktastic process Continue reading