I feel like tepid shit, sitting here at my desk peering through a fog of exhaustion and muscular soreness from overwork on yesterday. Yeah, the shit I put myself through. However, the yard won’t take care of itself. At least not yet. Continue reading
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Rantswers® 10.1
Posted in Rantswers with tags Canadians, conjoined twins, fuckery, movies, random, Rantswers on January 28, 2018 by BrainRantsAssed Up In Grabassistan
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Humor, Random, Rant, The Suck, Travel, Worst with tags Afghanistan, anger, ass, blog, food, fuckery, fucking kill me now, fucktard, humor, idiots, news, privacy, random on September 2, 2012 by BrainRantsI know many of you in the blogodrome are pissy because I am not regularly venting my spew here, and forget about the daily basis I somehow established and kept for months. I feel your pain, really. I’m about to unleash Continue reading
Christmas Rant: Shopping
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant with tags ass, beer, Christmas, fuckery, holiday, humor, rant, sharks, shopping on December 24, 2011 by BrainRantsLike all other dumb-assed American men, I wait until the last possible moment to shop for Christmas. And of course we have to, because we’re all such great Continue reading
Being a Professional
Posted in Army, Humor, Politics, Rant with tags Army, fuckery, humor, life, money on December 1, 2011 by BrainRantsI mentioned that I’m outside the wire again, running loose and causing general mayhem outside of the Kansas state borders. Continue reading
Pretty Good Will Hunting
Posted in Army, Family, Humor, Rant with tags Army, carnivore, death, fail, fail puppet, fuckery, herbivore, humor, JAG, lawyer, life, Viking burial, will on October 14, 2011 by BrainRantsI had the occasion to thumb past my will in the filing cabinet the other day. Though completely unconnected, seeing it there reminded me of the hilarious fail I had to sit through right before I deployed my Rantastic-ness to Afghanistan. Essentially, the Army will send you …more lawyer antics…
