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Rantswers® 10.1

Posted in Rantswers with tags , , , , , on January 28, 2018 by BrainRants

I feel like tepid shit, sitting here at my desk peering through a fog of exhaustion and muscular soreness from overwork on yesterday.  Yeah, the shit I put myself through.  However, the yard won’t take care of itself.  At least not yet. Continue reading

Assed Up In Grabassistan

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Humor, Random, Rant, The Suck, Travel, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 2, 2012 by BrainRants

I know many of you in the blogodrome are pissy because I am not regularly venting my spew here, and forget about the daily  basis I somehow established and kept for months.  I feel your pain, really.  I’m about to unleash Continue reading

Christmas Rant: Shopping

Posted in Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , on December 24, 2011 by BrainRants

Like all other dumb-assed American men, I wait until the last possible moment to shop for Christmas. And of course we have to, because we’re all such great Continue reading

Being a Professional

Posted in Army, Humor, Politics, Rant with tags , , , , on December 1, 2011 by BrainRants

I mentioned that I’m outside the wire again, running loose and causing general mayhem outside of the Kansas state borders. Continue reading

Pretty Good Will Hunting

Posted in Army, Family, Humor, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 14, 2011 by BrainRants

I had the occasion to thumb past my will in the filing cabinet the other day. Though completely unconnected, seeing it there reminded me of the hilarious fail I had to sit through right before I deployed my Rantastic-ness to Afghanistan. Essentially, the Army will send you …more lawyer antics…