Archive for the Worst Category

Please. Stop. The. Madness.

Posted in Family, Home, Humor, Politics, Rant, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , on January 6, 2018 by BrainRants

Well, it’s been about nine months.  Yeah, I know.  Shut your suck and leave me alone.  Heellis has been posting, and she’s a competitive one, so with this, I’ve got a 1:3 losing ratio within the recent three months.  I’ve been absent because: Continue reading

Thanks For Nothing, Congress

Posted in Random, Rant, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , on October 1, 2013 by BrainRants

Nobody should be surprised that I’m so disgusted right now I could vomit.  A government shut down forced by two squabbling, childish, spoiled sides of what is supposed to be an elected body of our representatives.  In other words, they’re supposed to be looking out for our interests, not theirs.  Can they do this? Continue reading

Paingod

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 26, 2013 by BrainRants

This blog post is inspired by another recent post (well, at this point, sort-of recent) by Madame Weebles.  Visit it and understand the pain she experienced in memorializing her cat, Pickles.  Awesome ink, by the way.  Anyway, in the commentary orgy that followed I nearly took over the poor woman’s post, so I elected to Continue reading

Random Thought #56

Posted in Awesome, Best, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random, Rant, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 28, 2013 by BrainRants

Hidden drawback to boxers:  Occasionally – most often when getting in your car – you sit on your own balls.

Had It Up To Here

Posted in Economy, History, Humor, Politics, Rant, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on May 24, 2013 by BrainRants

I’ve had it up to here.  In case you can’t see, I’m making a choppy motion a few inches above my bald head, which is about seventy-three inches above the floor right now while I’m wearing my combat shitkickers.  I found this photo on Continue reading

Getting Old Sucks

Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 15, 2013 by BrainRants

I’ve enjoyed the ongoing dubious honor of being reminded on a regular basis these past few years that growing older has side effects.  Initially, these friendly reminders were positive.  Sort of small PSA’s aimed at letting me know I’d arrived in a sense.  Silver sidewalls, worldly-looking lines etched in a weathered face that hinted at experience and wisdom.  People take you seriously… Continue reading

Splitting

Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on May 7, 2013 by BrainRants

There is nothing quite like waking up and realizing with your first movement that you have a crushing headache. This was me today as I flailed Continue reading

Getting From A To B

Posted in Home, Humor, Random, Rant, Travel, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 30, 2013 by BrainRants

I am guessing that most of us, when we were small humans, heard one or both of our parents tell us this: “Be careful what you wish for.”  In truth, I did hear “Hold out your hands, wish into one, shit in the other, and tell me which fills up first,” far more often, but I was cautioned to beware my Continue reading

Good Grief, What’s Up?

Posted in Humor, Politics, Random, Rant, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 24, 2013 by BrainRants

Well, I’ve survived the epic snow dump thus far,  my only damage (if one could call it that) some lower back discomfort from the shovel work I did for MamaRants to clear the walk and driveway.  I find it amusing that these big storms make so much news.  I mean really – weather happens, people.  This wasn’t like the huge storm last year Continue reading

Travel Thoughts

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Home, Humor, Rant, Travel, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , on February 13, 2013 by BrainRants

Oh, hi.  What’s up out there in blog world?  Same shit, I see.  Interesting development for Rants going on here – I’m on what we call “Mid-Tour Leave.”  This means that I get a break from the daily bullshit in Kharjackistan and am allowed some time in the ‘States.  Continue reading