All of you out there likely believe I’m some kind of enigma packed in mystery and wrapped in bacon. The truth is, I’m not very complex. Fart jokes, poo references Continue reading
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Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags Cheeto, Donald Trump douche, Jim Mattis, random, Rex Tillerson, scrotum, tiny hands, Trump on January 19, 2018 by BrainRantsPlease. Stop. The. Madness.
Posted in Family, Home, Humor, Politics, Rant, Worst with tags #MeToo, attention whore, beat Navy, Donald Trump douche, fuck you Donald, Kardashian, North Korea, scrotum head Trump, stupidity, uturus, Weinstein on January 6, 2018 by BrainRantsWell, it’s been about nine months. Yeah, I know. Shut your suck and leave me alone. Heellis has been posting, and she’s a competitive one, so with this, I’ve got a 1:3 losing ratio within the recent three months. I’ve been absent because: Continue reading
Dreams Do Come True
Posted in Awesome, Humor with tags awesome, bacon, beer, big brass balls, blog, Donald Trump douche, humor, life, Marine Corps Ball, Marines, Mila Kunis, news, Ronda Rousey on September 2, 2015 by BrainRantsYou might have seen recent news about something really cool. No, I’m not referring to Trump’s latest stupid verbal fart that notched his dumb ass up a point in polls. I’m talking about Continue reading