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Random Thought #71

Posted in Awesome, Official Random Thought, Random, Rant with tags , , , , on February 28, 2018 by BrainRants

If you must – like, have to – break protocol and converse with someone in a public restroom while backing out a hairy groaner of a dump, do not use the word, ‘bro.‘  To wit, “Sorry, I’ll be just a minute, bro.”

No.  Don’t.

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No Clue: More Shit I Don’t Understand

Posted in Humor, Rant with tags , , , , , , on October 29, 2011 by BrainRants

Back in September (2011) I was on the road and visually and sonically reminded that I am becoming an old fucker. This is because I am finding more and more shit out there in the world that I don’t understand. I suspected that I’d find more, and I was right. …more lack of clues…

Random Thought #20

Posted in Humor, Official Random Thought with tags , , , , , , , on October 20, 2011 by BrainRants

I hate it when my socks get old and lose their stretchy, elastic goodness. When this happens, they stay up for about fifteen purposeful steps, then crumple around the tops of my boots in a defeated green pile.

This feels weird, like I’m walking around with my pants down, but not.

And why does washing them make the dysfunctional ones undetectable again? Then I inevitably pair a good sock with a fail-sock.