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Shit I’ve Said Out Loud #11

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Official Shit I Said Out Loud, Random with tags , , , , , , , , on August 22, 2016 by BrainRants

I went and searched for the last edition of Shit I’ve Said Out Loud (which would be Number 10) and discovered that I posted that turd in 2015.  Wow.  I noticed that I’m accumulating awesome out-loud sayings at a much reduced rate.  I think this is due to Continue reading


Communication Challenges

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , on February 25, 2015 by BrainRants

If you’re a long-time follower of this blog and my deviant, withered neural situation, you know by now that I suffer from some serious wiring problems in my Continue reading

Shit I Said Out Loud #10

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Official Shit I Said Out Loud, Random with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 10, 2015 by BrainRants

Oh.  Yeah hi there.  It’s been a while (since my time in Kharjackistan) since I’ve posted an official Shit I Said Out Loud.  Pardon the interruption, but Continue reading

Rantionary: “J” Is For…

Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, Rantionary, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on August 21, 2014 by BrainRants

I am painfully off of my posting game in general, and grossly overdue for another iteration of the ever-popular Rantionary.  I blame the Army and the window-licker moving company that has yet to find all of my shit.  I’ll leave that rant for another Continue reading

What Your Autocorrect Says About You

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random with tags , , , , , , , , on February 20, 2014 by BrainRants

We all have hated upon our autocorrect when texting, emailing or other text-based functions on our allegedly-smart phones.  “Fuck you, Autocorrect!” we scream from our Continue reading

Five Hundred

Posted in Awesome, Best, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on December 7, 2013 by BrainRants

This is my five-hundredth post.  Yay.  Hooray for blogging.

A close friend sent me this link to make me laugh.  It did, and it also made me think of this very blog.  Enjoy!

Best Part:

“Boy cat, girl cat… E-I-E-I-O…”

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Please remember that today is Pearl Harbor Day.

Rantionary: “I” Is For…

Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, Rantionary with tags , , , , , , on September 28, 2013 by BrainRants

Good morning, Awesome Rants Army Readerhood!  Yeah, I said good morning so you know my shit is fake.  In social situations, I always just say, “Morning,” through gritted teeth as if stating the fact that it is morning.  I rarely see much good about the fact.  I’ve made sure my duty is done and ensured the Sun Continue reading