Rantswers® 10.0
I was sad to note that the last iteration of Rantswers® happened way back in 2015. Funny how life can get busy and straight-out bend you over, prison style. I hinted at doing this in my last blog, and so here you are, Rants Army. Also, since I’ve been ‘away’ for a while, nudge a friend and compel them to participate. Choice of leverage is up to you.

Aaaaugghhh!
A quick review of the rules:
* You see this post, are aroused (or bored), and want some humorous abuse from me. Perhaps you have a serious question, either type or both is fine.
* You scroll on down and post your question using the comment feature.
* Rants (uhm, me) reads and swings for the fence when he answers.
* You watch your subscription emails or the reader and stand by for the follow up. When you see the Rantswers® coming, you return, immediately hit the ‘like’ button, and enjoy the asshattery.
* Rantswers® happens monthly, generally around mid-month. Or when I want. Or both.
* Serious questions, as noted above, are allowed but if you desire a sincere answer please indicate as such, or you’ll get a Rantswer®. They look the same but taste different.
This month, Rantswers® will close comments at some point on Saturday morning, January 27th, 2018. Email write-ins and late entries will be mocked, derided callously and urinated upon in printed form unless my ink cartridge is fucked.
Ready? Go!
January 25, 2018 at 18:47
What was the last movie in the theater… mind you…that you really enjoyed….
January 26, 2018 at 09:55
Standby for the reply to that!
January 26, 2018 at 02:37
When conjoined twins fight, do he/she/they fight his/her/themselves, or each other?
January 26, 2018 at 09:56
I/we will get a Rantswer® to you/you/them/us.
January 26, 2018 at 10:13
If a Canadian falls in the forest and nobody can hear them, do they still apologize?
January 26, 2018 at 10:23
I can’t wait to Rantswer® this.
January 26, 2018 at 10:25
I’m a Canadian….I like to keep things interesting. 😀
January 26, 2018 at 11:01
😀
January 26, 2018 at 12:40
I’m not sure if the Rantswer can possibly be better than the question.
January 26, 2018 at 13:32
In Conky voice: “Oooh, it can. It caaaan.”