Rantswers® 10.0

I was sad to note that the last iteration of Rantswers® happened way back in 2015.  Funny how life can get busy and straight-out bend you over, prison style.  I hinted at doing this in my last blog, and so here you are, Rants Army.  Also, since I’ve been ‘away’ for a while, nudge a friend and compel them to participate.  Choice of leverage is up to you.


A quick review of the rules:

* You see this post, are aroused (or bored), and want some humorous abuse from me. Perhaps you have a serious question, either type or both is fine.

* You scroll on down and post your question using the comment feature.

* Rants (uhm, me) reads and swings for the fence when he answers.

* You watch your subscription emails or the reader and stand by for the follow up. When you see the Rantswers® coming, you return, immediately hit the ‘like’ button, and enjoy the asshattery.

* Rantswers® happens monthly, generally around mid-month. Or when I want. Or both.

* Serious questions, as noted above, are allowed but if you desire a sincere answer please indicate as such, or you’ll get a Rantswer®. They look the same but taste different.

This month, Rantswers® will close comments at some point on Saturday morning, January 27th, 2018.  Email write-ins and late entries will be mocked, derided callously and urinated upon in printed form unless my ink cartridge is fucked.

Ready? Go!

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10 Responses to “Rantswers® 10.0”

  1. What was the last movie in the theater… mind you…that you really enjoyed….

  2. When conjoined twins fight, do he/she/they fight his/her/themselves, or each other?

  3. If a Canadian falls in the forest and nobody can hear them, do they still apologize?

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