I was sad to note that the last iteration of Rantswers® happened way back in 2015. Funny how life can get busy and straight-out bend you over, prison style. I hinted at doing this in my last blog, and so here you are, Rants Army. Also, Continue reading
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Rantswers® 10.0
Posted in Awesome, Random, Rantswers with tags blog, BrainRants, random, Rantswers on January 25, 2018 by BrainRantsRantswers® 9.0
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Rantswers with tags blog, BrainRants, random, Rantswers on February 5, 2015 by BrainRantsHello, good morning. Or, as I prefer to say, “Morning.” Most – not all – of my mornings usually suck ass, therefore my method of greeting. Odd that those correspond almost one-to-one on Mondays through Fridays. Perhaps it’s something to do Continue reading
Nerdboy Dating 101
Posted in Awesome, Humor with tags boobs, BrainRants, dating advice, humor, Long Awkward Pause, masturbation, nerd on May 8, 2014 by BrainRantsToday I’m reposting (not reblogging) a post I did for Long Awkward Pause, for which I also write. You might want to drop by and enjoy bloggers even funnier than I am. If you read this over at LAP, apologies, but your hate speech derision comments are still very much appreciated!
All the credit for the awesome GIFs goes to Chris DeVoss, the LAP head staff monkey, who has the biggest cube.
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Long ago when records were made of vinyl, socially-awkward men were banished to a lonely existence after being stamped with Continue reading
How-To: Interpreting Rants
Posted in Humor, Official Useless Facts, Random, Rant with tags BrainRants, humor, life, random, rant, sleep on June 7, 2013 by BrainRantsA surprising number of people I interact with have issues with successfully reading my mood from moment to moment. Mama Rants and Sister Rants have no problem knowing exactly what flavor my mood is, but then they have the advantage of Continue reading
Rantiversary
Posted in Awesome, Best, History, Humor, Random, Rant with tags anniversary, ass, awesome, bacon, beer, blog, BrainRants, fail, home, humor, life, news, porn, random, rant, words, WTF on June 3, 2013 by BrainRantsBelieve it or not, I’ve been at this ranty, complain-y thing for two years today. How about Continue reading
Holiday In Afghanistan
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Humor, Rant with tags Afghanistan, blog, BrainRants, Christmas, holiday, humor, lust, news, random on December 23, 2012 by BrainRantsSo here I am, sitting here in lovely Kabul. The air is crisp and cold, there is a smell of burning… something… in the air that reminds me of shit. It’s December, and we’re spiralling toward Christmas again in an uncontrolled holiday asshattery
Real Man Of Genius
Posted in Army, Awesome, Best, History, Humor, Rant with tags Afghanistan, Army, ass, awesome, bacon, beer, blog, BrainRants, history, humor, John Erickson, life, military, news, porn, rant, tanks, WTF, zombie apocalypse on December 22, 2012 by BrainRantsA while ago I got a note from a great fellow blogger of long association, El Guapo. Why, after ignoring him on this deployment, he opted to bring me in on this I have no idea, but that’s just who The Guapster is. Anyway, the idea he pitched was a celebration of no less than John Erickson’s birthday. more Erickson roasting!