I’ve commemorated the stupidity of our fellow human Earth-occupants several times here. I call him “That Guy” in my characteristically un-PC way. My last one was in 2014, and probably my most Continue reading
Archive for the Rant Category
That Guy: Dog-Walker-Tard
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, That Guy with tags dog shit, epic stupidity, idiots, shit, that guy, twatwaffle on March 23, 2018 by BrainRantsRandom Thought #71
Posted in Awesome, Official Random Thought, Random, Rant with tags bros, shit, shitting in public, toilets, weird on February 28, 2018 by BrainRantsIf you must – like, have to – break protocol and converse with someone in a public restroom while backing out a hairy groaner of a dump, do not use the word, ‘bro.‘ To wit, “Sorry, I’ll be just a minute, bro.”
No. Don’t.
This, My Friends, Is Honor
Posted in Awesome, Politics, Rant, Writing with tags Alaina Petty, honor, Martin Duque, Peter Wang, Stoneman HS, West Point on February 20, 2018 by BrainRantsIt probably won’t surprise you to know I’ve more or less completely eschewed even reading the news, or watching it on the television. Nothing there holds much for me but anger and outrage. Never one to be a hypocrite, I take my own advice, and Continue reading
Let’s Play Thought Clouds!
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags Cheeto, Donald Trump douche, Jim Mattis, random, Rex Tillerson, scrotum, tiny hands, Trump on January 19, 2018 by BrainRantsAll of you out there likely believe I’m some kind of enigma packed in mystery and wrapped in bacon. The truth is, I’m not very complex. Fart jokes, poo references Continue reading
Please. Stop. The. Madness.
Posted in Family, Home, Humor, Politics, Rant, Worst with tags #MeToo, attention whore, beat Navy, Donald Trump douche, fuck you Donald, Kardashian, North Korea, scrotum head Trump, stupidity, uturus, Weinstein on January 6, 2018 by BrainRantsWell, it’s been about nine months. Yeah, I know. Shut your suck and leave me alone. Heellis has been posting, and she’s a competitive one, so with this, I’ve got a 1:3 losing ratio within the recent three months. I’ve been absent because: Continue reading
Respect Has Been Paid
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags awesome, having the ass, mushrooms, pissflaps, random, rant, time off, unemployment, wasps, yardwork on October 8, 2016 by BrainRantsYou may have read that I’ve been recently unemployed. No more. Yay. Updates follow, because asshattery has Continue reading
Three Easy Ways To Fix Being Unemployed
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags awesome, bacon, blog, EDM, humor, jobless, life, news, porn, random, rant, shut the fuck up, tabasco sauce guy, unemployment on September 30, 2016 by BrainRantsHave you ever been unemployed? No? Yes? Well, for the first time in my life, I am. Interesting shenanigans going on around here in the DC Metro region, I tell you. Before you wet yourself, this Continue reading
Clothes, Comfort Optional
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant with tags belts, fuck me, humor, men's clothing, neckties, pants, random, rant on August 30, 2016 by BrainRantsThe more dedicated (or deranged, you pick) of you out there followed along on my retirement from the military about this time last year. This fucktastic process Continue reading
People You Meet On The Bus
Posted in Humor, My Weird Shit, Random, Rant with tags ass, asshattery, assholes, bus, humor, life, metro, random, rant, sweaty, tools, travel on August 26, 2016 by BrainRantsOne of the unalloyed joys of being me is the necessity of using public transportation. Monday through Friday, I haul my carcass Continue reading
How To Drive Like A Virginian
Posted in Humor, Rant with tags ass, assholes, beer, douchebag, driving, humor, random, rant, traffic, Virginia on August 11, 2016 by BrainRantsAn entire fucking year ago I shat a post about the joys of living in Virginia. Another blogger asked about the state slogan, ‘Virginia is for lovers.’ I say: bullfuckingshit. Lovers might be here, but they’re obviously Continue reading
