Archive for the Rant Category

That Guy: Dog-Walker-Tard

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, That Guy with tags , , , , , on March 23, 2018 by BrainRants

I’ve commemorated the stupidity of our fellow human Earth-occupants several times here.  I call him “That Guy” in my characteristically un-PC way.  My last one was in 2014, and probably my most Continue reading

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Random Thought #71

Posted in Awesome, Official Random Thought, Random, Rant with tags , , , , on February 28, 2018 by BrainRants

If you must – like, have to – break protocol and converse with someone in a public restroom while backing out a hairy groaner of a dump, do not use the word, ‘bro.‘  To wit, “Sorry, I’ll be just a minute, bro.”

No.  Don’t.

This, My Friends, Is Honor

Posted in Awesome, Politics, Rant, Writing with tags , , , , , on February 20, 2018 by BrainRants

It probably won’t surprise you to know I’ve more or less completely eschewed even reading the news, or watching it on the television.  Nothing there holds much for me but anger and outrage.  Never one to be a hypocrite, I take my own advice, and Continue reading

Let’s Play Thought Clouds!

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , on January 19, 2018 by BrainRants

All of you out there likely believe I’m some kind of enigma packed in mystery and wrapped in bacon.  The truth is, I’m not very complex.  Fart jokes, poo references Continue reading

Please. Stop. The. Madness.

Posted in Family, Home, Humor, Politics, Rant, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , on January 6, 2018 by BrainRants

Well, it’s been about nine months.  Yeah, I know.  Shut your suck and leave me alone.  Heellis has been posting, and she’s a competitive one, so with this, I’ve got a 1:3 losing ratio within the recent three months.  I’ve been absent because: Continue reading

Respect Has Been Paid

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , on October 8, 2016 by BrainRants

You may have read that I’ve been recently unemployed.  No more.  Yay.  Updates follow, because asshattery has Continue reading

Three Easy Ways To Fix Being Unemployed

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 30, 2016 by BrainRants

Have you ever been unemployed?  No?  Yes?  Well, for the first time in my life, I am.  Interesting shenanigans going on around here in the DC Metro region, I tell you.  Before you wet yourself, this Continue reading