Rantswers® 10.1

I feel like tepid shit, sitting here at my desk peering through a fog of exhaustion and muscular soreness from overwork on yesterday.  Yeah, the shit I put myself through.  However, the yard won’t take care of itself.  At least not yet.

Rantswers® 10.0

I was sad to note that the last iteration of Rantswers® happened way back in 2015.  Funny how life can get busy and straight-out bend you over, prison style.  I hinted at doing this in my last blog, and so here you are, Rants Army.  Also,

Let’s Play Thought Clouds!

All of you out there likely believe I’m some kind of enigma packed in mystery and wrapped in bacon.  The truth is, I’m not very complex.  Fart jokes, poo references

Respect Has Been Paid

You may have read that I’ve been recently unemployed.  No more.  Yay.  Updates follow, because asshattery has

Three Easy Ways To Fix Being Unemployed

Have you ever been unemployed?  No?  Yes?  Well, for the first time in my life, I am.  Interesting shenanigans going on around here in the DC Metro region, I tell you.  Before you wet yourself, this

Beating The Odds

If you’ve been reading this blog for a long time and have paid attention, the graphic I found online recently might

Random Thought #70

Life has taught me that the one thing you can count on to remain unchanging is this: things will change.

There’s some kind of fucked-up metaphysical shit in there.  I need a beer.

Clothes, Comfort Optional

The more dedicated (or deranged, you pick) of you out there followed along on my retirement from the military about this time last year.  This fucktastic process

People You Meet On The Bus

One of the unalloyed joys of being me is the necessity of using public transportation.  Monday through Friday, I haul my carcass

Shit I’ve Said Out Loud #11

I went and searched for the last edition of Shit I’ve Said Out Loud (which would be Number 10) and discovered that I posted that turd in 2015.  Wow.  I noticed that I’m accumulating awesome out-loud sayings at a much reduced rate.  I think this is due to