I feel like tepid shit, sitting here at my desk peering through a fog of exhaustion and muscular soreness from overwork on yesterday. Yeah, the shit I put myself through. However, the yard won’t take care of itself. At least not yet. Continue reading
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Rantswers® 10.1
Posted in Rantswers with tags Canadians, conjoined twins, fuckery, movies, random, Rantswers on January 28, 2018 by BrainRantsRantswers® 10.0
Posted in Awesome, Random, Rantswers with tags blog, BrainRants, random, Rantswers on January 25, 2018 by BrainRantsI was sad to note that the last iteration of Rantswers® happened way back in 2015. Funny how life can get busy and straight-out bend you over, prison style. I hinted at doing this in my last blog, and so here you are, Rants Army. Also, Continue reading
Let’s Play Thought Clouds!
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags Cheeto, Donald Trump douche, Jim Mattis, random, Rex Tillerson, scrotum, tiny hands, Trump on January 19, 2018 by BrainRantsAll of you out there likely believe I’m some kind of enigma packed in mystery and wrapped in bacon. The truth is, I’m not very complex. Fart jokes, poo references Continue reading
Respect Has Been Paid
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags awesome, having the ass, mushrooms, pissflaps, random, rant, time off, unemployment, wasps, yardwork on October 8, 2016 by BrainRantsYou may have read that I’ve been recently unemployed. No more. Yay. Updates follow, because asshattery has Continue reading
Three Easy Ways To Fix Being Unemployed
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags awesome, bacon, blog, EDM, humor, jobless, life, news, porn, random, rant, shut the fuck up, tabasco sauce guy, unemployment on September 30, 2016 by BrainRantsHave you ever been unemployed? No? Yes? Well, for the first time in my life, I am. Interesting shenanigans going on around here in the DC Metro region, I tell you. Before you wet yourself, this Continue reading
Beating The Odds
Posted in Awesome, Food, Humor, Random with tags awesome, bacon, black widow, cow, deer, humor, life, random, survival, wasps, WTF on September 25, 2016 by BrainRantsIf you’ve been reading this blog for a long time and have paid attention, the graphic I found online recently might Continue reading
Random Thought #70
Posted in Humor, Official Random Thought, Random with tags beer, change, predictability, random, random thought on September 15, 2016 by BrainRantsLife has taught me that the one thing you can count on to remain unchanging is this: things will change.
There’s some kind of fucked-up metaphysical shit in there. I need a beer.
Clothes, Comfort Optional
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant with tags belts, fuck me, humor, men's clothing, neckties, pants, random, rant on August 30, 2016 by BrainRantsThe more dedicated (or deranged, you pick) of you out there followed along on my retirement from the military about this time last year. This fucktastic process Continue reading
People You Meet On The Bus
Posted in Humor, My Weird Shit, Random, Rant with tags ass, asshattery, assholes, bus, humor, life, metro, random, rant, sweaty, tools, travel on August 26, 2016 by BrainRantsOne of the unalloyed joys of being me is the necessity of using public transportation. Monday through Friday, I haul my carcass Continue reading