Well, it’s been about nine months. Yeah, I know. Shut your suck and leave me alone. Heellis has been posting, and she’s a competitive one, so with this, I’ve got a 1:3 losing ratio within the recent three months. I’ve been absent because: Continue reading
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Please. Stop. The. Madness.
Posted in Family, Home, Humor, Politics, Rant, Worst with tags #MeToo, attention whore, beat Navy, Donald Trump douche, fuck you Donald, Kardashian, North Korea, scrotum head Trump, stupidity, uturus, Weinstein on January 6, 2018 by BrainRantsAcquiring Stuff
Posted in Awesome, Family, Home, Random with tags awesome, beer, Coors Lite, humor, life, news, porn, refrigerator on August 11, 2015 by BrainRantsI have to introduce you to my latest big success. I found this one day on my walk home from my bus drop-off point. For several weeks, I’d tracked a ‘for sale’ sign in front of a house. Then, the sign disappeared and people showed up. Continue reading
The Sweet Taste of Shit
Posted in Awesome, Home, Humor, Rant with tags birds, Coors Lite, drinking shit, eating shit, lawn care, scatalogical shit, shit, shit shit shit shit shit shit on July 24, 2015 by BrainRantsStand back, because this is the kind of thing that truly – truly – can only happen to me. You actually might want to sit down. Ready? I can wait, because Continue reading
A Really Huge Deck
Posted in Awesome, Home, Humor with tags awesome, big deck, cheesy dick and penis references, huge deck, humor, life, news, tools, wood on April 20, 2015 by BrainRantsOkay, so what did you think you just read there in the title? Uh huh. Shame on you, but thanks for landing here because there is some bragging to be done. I mentioned in an earlier post that I would replace my deck. Continue reading
Thank God It’s Friday
Posted in Awesome, Home, Humor with tags awesome, Friday, humor, random, shitty weather, Spring, yardwork on April 10, 2015 by BrainRantsThis has been one of those weeks that doesn’t seem to end. You wake up, realize that in two hours you’ll be at work, then realize that twelve hours after that Continue reading
So I Started A War…
Posted in Awesome, Home, Humor, Random, Rant with tags awesome, bacon, blog, fall, humor, leaves, life, news, random, WTF, yardwork on November 17, 2014 by BrainRantsI’m acclimatizing to my new surroundings here in Virginia. I’m also attempting to learn a new way to make red pasta sauce, but that’s not what this blog post is about. The other day, Continue reading
Shit Mama Rants Said – 02
Posted in Awesome, Family, Home, Humor, Mama Rants with tags awesome, humor, lecherous, life, random, sex on April 17, 2014 by BrainRantsSo Mama Rants passed through my backroom office on the way to the first floor bathroom. Because it’s the damn floor plan. She overheard Continue reading
Ouch
Posted in Home, Rant with tags blog, humor, life, medical, news, rant, surgery on March 11, 2014 by BrainRantsIf you noticed my comment replies were short on my last post, you’d be correct. I just enjoyed orthoscopic surgery Continue reading
Yellow Snow
Posted in Army, Awesome, Home, Humor, Random, Rant with tags Army, awesome, beer, blog, humor, life, rant, WTF, yellow snow on January 4, 2014 by BrainRantsI think it was Archon who gave us the gentle yet dead-blow hammer reminder lately to not eat yellow snow. Maybe it was Frosty the SnowMan… or both. Later on, Erickson demonstrated why, though that excursion might have been due to Continue reading