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Please. Stop. The. Madness.

Posted in Family, Home, Humor, Politics, Rant, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , on January 6, 2018 by BrainRants

Well, it’s been about nine months.  Yeah, I know.  Shut your suck and leave me alone.  Heellis has been posting, and she’s a competitive one, so with this, I’ve got a 1:3 losing ratio within the recent three months.  I’ve been absent because: Continue reading

Acquiring Stuff

Posted in Awesome, Family, Home, Random with tags , , , , , , , on August 11, 2015 by BrainRants

I have to introduce you to my latest big success.  I found this one day on my walk home from my bus drop-off point.  For several weeks, I’d tracked a ‘for sale’ sign in front of a house.  Then, the sign disappeared and people showed up.   Continue reading

The Sweet Taste of Shit

Posted in Awesome, Home, Humor, Rant with tags , , , , , , , on July 24, 2015 by BrainRants

Stand back, because this is the kind of thing that truly – truly – can only happen to me.  You actually might want to sit down.  Ready?  I can wait, because Continue reading

I Have A Massive Deck

Posted in Awesome, Home, Humor with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 16, 2015 by BrainRants

So twenty-five days later (not 28), I’ve completed screwing with my new, huge deck.  Don’t worry, pictures of my deck are below, if your screen is large enough to show them in all their massive glory.  I think I’m digressing, so I’ll move the hell on. Continue reading

A Really Huge Deck

Posted in Awesome, Home, Humor with tags , , , , , , , , on April 20, 2015 by BrainRants

Okay, so what did you think you just read there in the title?  Uh huh.  Shame on you, but thanks for landing here because there is some bragging to be done.  I mentioned in an earlier post that I would replace my deck.  Continue reading

Thank God It’s Friday

Posted in Awesome, Home, Humor with tags , , , , , , on April 10, 2015 by BrainRants

This has been one of those weeks that doesn’t seem to end.  You wake up, realize that in two hours you’ll be at work, then realize that twelve hours after that Continue reading

So I Started A War…

Posted in Awesome, Home, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , on November 17, 2014 by BrainRants

I’m acclimatizing to my new surroundings here in Virginia.  I’m also attempting to learn a new way to make red pasta sauce, but that’s not what this blog post is about.  The other day, Continue reading

Shit Mama Rants Said – 02

Posted in Awesome, Family, Home, Humor, Mama Rants with tags , , , , , on April 17, 2014 by BrainRants

So Mama Rants passed through my backroom office on the way to the first floor bathroom.  Because it’s the damn floor plan.  She overheard Continue reading


Posted in Home, Rant with tags , , , , , , on March 11, 2014 by BrainRants

If you noticed my comment replies were short on my last post, you’d be correct.  I just enjoyed orthoscopic surgery Continue reading

Yellow Snow

Posted in Army, Awesome, Home, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , on January 4, 2014 by BrainRants

I think it was Archon who gave us the gentle yet dead-blow hammer reminder lately to not eat yellow snow.  Maybe it was Frosty the SnowMan… or both.  Later on, Erickson demonstrated why, though that excursion might have been due to Continue reading