I feel like tepid shit, sitting here at my desk peering through a fog of exhaustion and muscular soreness from overwork on yesterday. Yeah, the shit I put myself through. However, the yard won’t take care of itself. At least not yet. Continue reading
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Rantswers® 10.1
Posted in Rantswers with tags Canadians, conjoined twins, fuckery, movies, random, Rantswers on January 28, 2018 by BrainRantsRantswers® 10.0
Posted in Awesome, Random, Rantswers with tags blog, BrainRants, random, Rantswers on January 25, 2018 by BrainRantsI was sad to note that the last iteration of Rantswers® happened way back in 2015. Funny how life can get busy and straight-out bend you over, prison style. I hinted at doing this in my last blog, and so here you are, Rants Army. Also, Continue reading
Rantswers® 9.1
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Rant, Rantswers with tags deflategate, illuminati, New England Patriots, Rantswers, snow, Super Bowl, Tom Brady on February 9, 2015 by BrainRantsEveryone has been very patient with this edition of Rantswers®. I waited for input as long as I dared, but someone who will remain unnamed Continue reading
Rantswers® 9.0
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Rantswers with tags blog, BrainRants, random, Rantswers on February 5, 2015 by BrainRantsHello, good morning. Or, as I prefer to say, “Morning.” Most – not all – of my mornings usually suck ass, therefore my method of greeting. Odd that those correspond almost one-to-one on Mondays through Fridays. Perhaps it’s something to do Continue reading
Rantswers® 8.2
Posted in Humor, Rant, Rantswers with tags awesome, humor, random, rant, Rantswers on December 16, 2014 by BrainRantsAs promised, here’s the second half of the Rantswers® of the eighth edition. I know I kept you all waiting, but you know, the weekend, beer, work, and Continue reading
Rantswers® 8.1
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Rant, Rantswers with tags Army Football, awesome, beer, Bieber, football, humor, random, rant, Rantswers, Rhianna, sluts on December 15, 2014 by BrainRantsHi there all y’all in the Rants Army! Yeah, I got good and buzzed – well, maybe more than that, truth be told – before I attempted the below Rantswers® to your awesomesauce questions. After some months of Continue reading
Rantswers® 8.0
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Rantswers with tags Army Football, awesome, blog, Christmas, humor, random, Rantswers on December 10, 2014 by BrainRantsWell, shit has more or less settled. I went from moving to fixing to new job to… insanity… and then NaNoWriMo (which I rocked – check the front page swag and shit!). I finally feel free enough to do another Rantswers®. Continue reading
Rantswers® 7.2
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rantswers with tags aliens, beer, humor, lame Congress, random, Rantswers, Stormtrooper on April 15, 2014 by BrainRantsHey, hey now. Stop that. No, I mean it, or you’re going to your rooms. Okay, thank you Continue reading
Rantswers® 7.1
Posted in Awesome, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags awesome, beer, blog, humor, random, Rantswers, Sam Elliott, tardigrade, zombie apocalypse on April 14, 2014 by BrainRantsOkay you bunch of masochists, here you go. I’ve cooked up a great Coors-powered Continue reading