Rantswers® 10.0

I was sad to note that the last iteration of Rantswers® happened way back in 2015.  Funny how life can get busy and straight-out bend you over, prison style.  I hinted at doing this in my last blog, and so here you are, Rants Army.  Also,

An Entirely New Awesome

I have a lucky streak going, and I know exactly what’s – rather who’s – responsible.  Precisely, it is the tiny

Three Easy Ways To Fix Being Unemployed

Have you ever been unemployed?  No?  Yes?  Well, for the first time in my life, I am.  Interesting shenanigans going on around here in the DC Metro region, I tell you.  Before you wet yourself, this

Flash Fiction – 14th Ed.

It’s been quite a while since I’ve done any flash fiction.  My favorite method is via the sites that have some inspirational or generative photo that triggers a story.  Today, this one comes from Sunday Photo Fiction.  I’ve followed

Shit I’ve Said Out Loud #11

I went and searched for the last edition of Shit I’ve Said Out Loud (which would be Number 10) and discovered that I posted that turd in 2015.  Wow.  I noticed that I’m accumulating awesome out-loud sayings at a much reduced rate.  I think this is due to

Retardidment

I’ve obviously not been posting regularly, even on Long Awkward Pause where I collaborate and contribute.  I’m just about in hot water with them over that but I think I’m dog paddling very well.

Grab The Moon

This post will be a lengthy one because I have a lot to recount here about my day, and word count or attention span for this event isn’t a factor.  Those are irrelevant by comparison.

Cookin’ With Rants: New England Awesome

Two questions up front:

1 – Are you hungry?

2 – Do you like shellfish?

Dreams Do Come True

You might have seen recent news about something really cool.  No, I’m not referring to Trump’s latest stupid verbal fart that notched his dumb ass up a point in polls.  I’m talking about

Flash Fiction – 12th Ed.

The big upside to flash fiction sites is that they allow you to practice writing within a deceptively challenging genre.  At first you think, ‘Oh, one-hundred