Holy fuckchunks! Carrots are fucking ORANGE. Like, really orange. Have you stopped and really observed that shit?
I fucking hate the color orange.
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Random Thought #65
Posted in Awesome, Food, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random with tags awesome, carrots, food, hate, humor, orange, random, random thought on March 27, 2014 by BrainRantsPassword Protection
Posted in Humor, Rant with tags computer, hacker, hate, humor, internet, life, password, porn, rant, torture, WikiLeaks on November 10, 2011 by BrainRantsI’m getting pretty chapped about the endless list of passwords I need and the Byzantine procedures required to log into most web sites today. Admittedly, the root cause of this rash is the fact that hackers can’t seem to let well enough alone and make life hell for …more passwords…
When I Grow Up
Posted in Family, Home, Humor with tags beer, cranky, hate, humor, life, no pants, old, squirrel on November 3, 2011 by BrainRantsI love it when I have an interesting and original blog idea. This one is inspired by two loyal members of the Rants Army who cycle through bouts of relative age jokes and accusations of homoerotic activities. Thus provided with …more old Rants…
Angry Rant: Pointing in the Wrong Direction
Posted in Army, Humor, Rant, Worst with tags ass, asshattery, briefing, die, fail, hate, humor, life, office, Power Point, rant, torture on October 11, 2011 by BrainRantsI hate Power Point.
Nothing comes close to sitting in a meeting where the briefer starts out the event by saying something brilliant like, “In the next eighty-six slides I will summarize the blah blah blah…”
Really? Summarize? Seriously? No, what really happens then is the assclown Continue reading
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