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Random Thought #65

Posted in Awesome, Food, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random with tags , , , , , , , on March 27, 2014 by BrainRants

Holy fuckchunks!  Carrots are fucking ORANGE.  Like, really orange.  Have you stopped and really observed that shit?


I fucking hate the color orange.

Password Protection

Posted in Humor, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , on November 10, 2011 by BrainRants

I’m getting pretty chapped about the endless list of passwords I need and the Byzantine procedures required to log into most web sites today. Admittedly, the root cause of this rash is the fact that hackers can’t seem to let well enough alone and make life hell for …more passwords…

When I Grow Up

Posted in Family, Home, Humor with tags , , , , , , , on November 3, 2011 by BrainRants

I love it when I have an interesting and original blog idea. This one is inspired by two loyal members of the Rants Army who cycle through bouts of relative age jokes and accusations of homoerotic activities. Thus provided with …more old Rants…

Angry Rant: Pointing in the Wrong Direction

Posted in Army, Humor, Rant, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on October 11, 2011 by BrainRants

I hate Power Point. 

Nothing comes close to sitting in a meeting where the briefer starts out the event by saying something brilliant like, “In the next eighty-six slides I will summarize the blah blah blah…”

Really?  Summarize?  Seriously?  No, what really happens then is the assclown Continue reading