Archive for the Army Category

Retardidment: The Job Hunt

Posted in Army, Awesome, Economy, Family, Humor, Rant with tags , , , , , , on January 18, 2016 by BrainRants

Here we go again with the bitter Rantings® of a man forced to stop doing the one job he loved and actually could do without serious consequences.  Yeah, that’s me, BrainRants®.  I’m tired of linking more than three times to previous posts, so I made a whole new RantsPage® to collect this assemblage of awesomehood. Continue reading

A New Fucking Year

Posted in Army, Economy, Family, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , on January 1, 2016 by BrainRants

Hey… yeah… so check out the new, even-numbered, extra-day-having-in-fucking-February year!  I’d make up some cool onomatopoeia Continue reading

Retardidment: The Medical Shit

Posted in Army, Humor, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , on November 29, 2015 by BrainRants

Yes, I’m still alive.  Some of you lame songwriter hopefuls might be disappointed in this news, but there you go.  I’ve given you two posts Continue reading

Retardidment: The Army Shit

Posted in Army, Humor, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , on November 13, 2015 by BrainRants

I mentioned here recently that I’m retiring from the military.  I promised to write something entertaining about the three big muscle movements involved, and “Army Shit” is the first.  Before I dive into that Continue reading

Retardidment

Posted in Army, Humor, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , on October 23, 2015 by BrainRants

I’ve obviously not been posting regularly, even on Long Awkward Pause where I collaborate and contribute.  I’m just about in hot water with them over that but I think I’m dog paddling very well. Continue reading

Virginia Is For Ranters

Posted in Army, Awesome, Humor, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 7, 2015 by BrainRants

In case you all out there lost track of time, my relocation from Kansas to Virginia concluded more or less a year ago.  For those of you who do live under rocks Continue reading

Memorial Day 2015

Posted in Army, Awesome, History, Writing with tags , , , , , , , , , on May 23, 2015 by BrainRants

american-flagI’ve ranted before about Memorial Day on this blog in a post here and another one here.  I wanted to do another this year, but I don’t like to recycle posts and there’s only so much glorification one can do, even for an important day like Memorial Day.  Today isn’t Memorial Day, but more on that later. Continue reading

And So I Found This…

Posted in Army, Awesome, Random with tags , , , , , , , , , , on November 7, 2014 by BrainRants

My post about the elderly Asian pole dancer got some good attention.  I’m not really surprised, though, because that’s something a lot more entertaining than say, the fucking sky Continue reading

Virginia!

Posted in Army, Awesome, Humor, Rant, Travel with tags , , , , , , , , , , on June 28, 2014 by BrainRants

So, dear demented followers, I’m here in Virginia.  Why, you ask?  Simple: I’m looking Continue reading

D-Day… Today

Posted in Army, Awesome, Family, History with tags , , , , , , , , , on June 6, 2014 by BrainRants

I feel compelled to put up a post about today, the 70th anniversary of the Allied invasion of Normandy Continue reading