Here we go again with the bitter Rantings® of a man forced to stop doing the one job he loved and actually could do without serious consequences. Yeah, that’s me, BrainRants®. I’m tired of linking more than three times to previous posts, so I made a whole new RantsPage® to collect this assemblage of awesomehood. Continue reading
Archive for the Army Category
Retardidment: The Job Hunt
Posted in Army, Awesome, Economy, Family, Humor, Rant with tags boobs, job search, midgets, money, rent. worry, resume, stress on January 18, 2016 by BrainRantsA New Fucking Year
Posted in Army, Economy, Family, Random, Rant with tags 2015, 2016, alcoholism, beer, election, job search, mood disorder, new year, political asshattery, trailer, unemployment on January 1, 2016 by BrainRantsHey… yeah… so check out the new, even-numbered, extra-day-having-in-fucking-February year! I’d make up some cool onomatopoeia Continue reading
Retardidment: The Medical Shit
Posted in Army, Humor, Rant with tags Army, ass, beer, doctors, humor, obamacare sucks, rant, retirement, semen sample on November 29, 2015 by BrainRantsYes, I’m still alive. Some of you lame songwriter hopefuls might be disappointed in this news, but there you go. I’ve given you two posts Continue reading
Retardidment: The Army Shit
Posted in Army, Humor, Rant with tags Army, beer, equipent, humor, life, news, no fucks given, rant, retirement, substance abuse, WTF on November 13, 2015 by BrainRantsI mentioned here recently that I’m retiring from the military. I promised to write something entertaining about the three big muscle movements involved, and “Army Shit” is the first. Before I dive into that Continue reading
Retardidment
Posted in Army, Humor, Rant with tags Army, blog, job search, life, neckties, news, rant, retirement, VA, WTF on October 23, 2015 by BrainRantsI’ve obviously not been posting regularly, even on Long Awkward Pause where I collaborate and contribute. I’m just about in hot water with them over that but I think I’m dog paddling very well. Continue reading
Virginia Is For Ranters
Posted in Army, Awesome, Humor, Rant with tags bacon, blog, D.C., humor, illuminati, life, meat, news, rant, squirrel, traffic, Virginia, WTF on July 7, 2015 by BrainRantsIn case you all out there lost track of time, my relocation from Kansas to Virginia concluded more or less a year ago. For those of you who do live under rocks Continue reading
Memorial Day 2015
Posted in Army, Awesome, History, Writing with tags Army, awesome, burial, holiday, life, Memorial Day, news, taps, Viking burial, writing on May 23, 2015 by BrainRantsI’ve ranted before about Memorial Day on this blog in a post here and another one here. I wanted to do another this year, but I don’t like to recycle posts and there’s only so much glorification one can do, even for an important day like Memorial Day. Today isn’t Memorial Day, but more on that later. Continue reading
And So I Found This…
Posted in Army, Awesome, Random with tags Army, Asian pole dancer, awesome, food, general, humor, Klingon, life, Pentagon, random, Star Trek on November 7, 2014 by BrainRantsMy post about the elderly Asian pole dancer got some good attention. I’m not really surprised, though, because that’s something a lot more entertaining than say, the fucking sky Continue reading