I have a lucky streak going, and I know exactly what’s – rather who’s – responsible. Precisely, it is the tiny Continue reading
Archive for beer
Life has taught me that the one thing you can count on to remain unchanging is this: things will change.
There’s some kind of fucked-up metaphysical shit in there. I need a beer.
An entire fucking year ago I shat a post about the joys of living in Virginia. Another blogger asked about the state slogan, ‘Virginia is for lovers.’ I say: bullfuckingshit. Lovers might be here, but they’re obviously Continue reading
Pardon me while I type and eat some Burrito Lasagna, courtesy of my wife, the tiny lady who’s devoting her life to making me epic fat. Because my portion control issue Continue reading
Hey… yeah… so check out the new, even-numbered, extra-day-having-in-fucking-February year! I’d make up some cool onomatopoeia Continue reading
Yes, I’m still alive. Some of you lame songwriter hopefuls might be disappointed in this news, but there you go. I’ve given you two posts Continue reading