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An Entirely New Awesome

Posted in Awesome, Best, Family, History with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 23, 2016 by BrainRants

I have a lucky streak going, and I know exactly what’s – rather who’s – responsible.  Precisely, it is the tiny Continue reading

Random Thought #70

Posted in Humor, Official Random Thought, Random with tags , , , , on September 15, 2016 by BrainRants

Life has taught me that the one thing you can count on to remain unchanging is this: things will change.

There’s some kind of fucked-up metaphysical shit in there.  I need a beer.

How To Drive Like A Virginian

Posted in Humor, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , on August 11, 2016 by BrainRants

An entire fucking year ago I shat a post about the joys of living in Virginia.  Another blogger asked about the state slogan, ‘Virginia is for lovers.’  I say: bullfuckingshit.  Lovers might be here, but they’re obviously Continue reading

Where Is Rants?

Posted in Awesome, Family, Fiction, Humor, Random, Rant, Writing with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 8, 2016 by BrainRants

Pardon me while I type and eat some Burrito Lasagna, courtesy of my wife, the tiny lady who’s devoting her life to making me epic fat.  Because my portion control issue Continue reading

A New Fucking Year

Posted in Army, Economy, Family, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , on January 1, 2016 by BrainRants

Hey… yeah… so check out the new, even-numbered, extra-day-having-in-fucking-February year!  I’d make up some cool onomatopoeia Continue reading

Retardidment: The Medical Shit

Posted in Army, Humor, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , on November 29, 2015 by BrainRants

Yes, I’m still alive.  Some of you lame songwriter hopefuls might be disappointed in this news, but there you go.  I’ve given you two posts Continue reading

Retardidment: The Army Shit

Posted in Army, Humor, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , on November 13, 2015 by BrainRants

I mentioned here recently that I’m retiring from the military.  I promised to write something entertaining about the three big muscle movements involved, and “Army Shit” is the first.  Before I dive into that Continue reading