I have a lucky streak going, and I know exactly what’s – rather who’s – responsible. Precisely, it is the tiny Continue reading
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An Entirely New Awesome
Posted in Awesome, Best, Family, History with tags awesome, bacon, beer, blog, Carl Sagan, Cosmos, Geico, life, myawesomefuckingwife, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, news, science, space on October 23, 2016 by BrainRantsRandom Thought #70
Posted in Humor, Official Random Thought, Random with tags beer, change, predictability, random, random thought on September 15, 2016 by BrainRantsLife has taught me that the one thing you can count on to remain unchanging is this: things will change.
There’s some kind of fucked-up metaphysical shit in there. I need a beer.
How To Drive Like A Virginian
Posted in Humor, Rant with tags ass, assholes, beer, douchebag, driving, humor, random, rant, traffic, Virginia on August 11, 2016 by BrainRantsAn entire fucking year ago I shat a post about the joys of living in Virginia. Another blogger asked about the state slogan, ‘Virginia is for lovers.’ I say: bullfuckingshit. Lovers might be here, but they’re obviously Continue reading
Where Is Rants?
Posted in Awesome, Family, Fiction, Humor, Random, Rant, Writing with tags ass, bacon, beer, cooking, family, humor, life, news, random, rant, wasps, work, writing on August 8, 2016 by BrainRantsPardon me while I type and eat some Burrito Lasagna, courtesy of my wife, the tiny lady who’s devoting her life to making me epic fat. Because my portion control issue Continue reading
A New Fucking Year
Posted in Army, Economy, Family, Random, Rant with tags 2015, 2016, alcoholism, beer, election, job search, mood disorder, new year, political asshattery, trailer, unemployment on January 1, 2016 by BrainRantsHey… yeah… so check out the new, even-numbered, extra-day-having-in-fucking-February year! I’d make up some cool onomatopoeia Continue reading
Retardidment: The Medical Shit
Posted in Army, Humor, Rant with tags Army, ass, beer, doctors, humor, obamacare sucks, rant, retirement, semen sample on November 29, 2015 by BrainRantsYes, I’m still alive. Some of you lame songwriter hopefuls might be disappointed in this news, but there you go. I’ve given you two posts Continue reading
Retardidment: The Army Shit
Posted in Army, Humor, Rant with tags Army, beer, equipent, humor, life, news, no fucks given, rant, retirement, substance abuse, WTF on November 13, 2015 by BrainRantsI mentioned here recently that I’m retiring from the military. I promised to write something entertaining about the three big muscle movements involved, and “Army Shit” is the first. Before I dive into that Continue reading
