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Archive for fail
Bigotry Sucks
Posted in History, Random, Rant with tags bigot, blog, Coca Cola's Super Bowl XLVIII commercial, fail, life, news, random, rant, WTF on February 4, 2014 by BrainRantsMy Shoulders Suck
Posted in Army, Humor, Rant with tags blog, doctor, fail, humor, life, news, rotator cuff on January 31, 2014 by BrainRantsHere is some more medical buffoonery that yours truly has enjoyed over the past two months. I know Continue reading
Random Thought #63
Posted in Official Random Thought, Random, Rant with tags fail, life, random, random thought, rant on January 30, 2014 by BrainRantsI love it when I realize my expectations will always exceed my accomplishments. Good way to stay humble.
Where The F*ck Is Rants?
Posted in Awesome, Family, Home, Humor, Random, Rant with tags ass, awesome, bacon, beer, blog, Christmas, fail, humor, life, random, rant, zombie apocalypse on December 5, 2013 by BrainRantsI’ve had a lot of kind notes and comments from The Blogosphere asking me exactly what Continue reading
Rantswers® 4.1
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags awesome, bacon, beer, blog, fail, humor, life, news, random, rant, Rantswers, sex, WTF, zombie apocalypse on October 21, 2013 by BrainRantsI had a great response this month with my Rantswers® to be sure. I think my advice – and abuse – is doing some real good for a few Continue reading
Thanks For Nothing, Congress
Posted in Random, Rant, Worst with tags ass, douchebag, fail, government shutdown, humor, lame Congress, life, news, politics, rant, zombie apocalypse on October 1, 2013 by BrainRantsNobody should be surprised that I’m so disgusted right now I could vomit. A government shut down forced by two squabbling, childish, spoiled sides of what is supposed to be an elected body of our representatives. In other words, they’re supposed to be looking out for our interests, not theirs. Can they do this? Continue reading
Paingod
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Worst with tags ass, awesome, bacon, beer, blog, broken bones, fail, humor, Legos, life, Mark-19, pain, Paingod, random, rant on September 26, 2013 by BrainRantsThis blog post is inspired by another recent post (well, at this point, sort-of recent) by Madame Weebles. Visit it and understand the pain she experienced in memorializing her cat, Pickles. Awesome ink, by the way. Anyway, in the commentary orgy that followed I nearly took over the poor woman’s post, so I elected to Continue reading
Rantswers 3.2
Posted in Awesome, Best, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags awesome, bacon, beer, blog, douchebag, fail, humor, life, news, rant, Rantswers, sex, WTF, zombie apocalypse on September 18, 2013 by BrainRantsAnd here is the second of two installments of Rantswers® Third Edition. I have to shout out to my loyal readers, even the pester-y ones, for the success Continue reading
Rantswers 3.1
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags ass, awesome, bacon, beer, blog, douchebag, fail, humor, life, news, porn, random, rant, Rantswers, WTF, zombie apocalypse on September 16, 2013 by BrainRantsWithout any introductory bullshit, I’ll dive straight into my Rantswers® of the third edition, because who needs Continue reading
Drunken Twittering…
Posted in Awesome, Best, Humor, Random with tags ass, awesome, bacon, beer, blog, drunk, fail, humor, idiot husband, life, news, random, rant, Twitter, words, WTF, zombie apocalypse on August 23, 2013 by BrainRantsYeah. So my good friend and blogging buddy, Twindaddy, recently availed himself of a significant life change. Afterwards, standing victorious over the slain bones and juicy fragments of his enemas… uhm, enemies, he threw down his keyboard gauntlet in a challenge of bloggetary proportions, albeit Continue reading