Beating The Odds

If you’ve been reading this blog for a long time and have paid attention, the graphic I found online recently might

Cookin’ With Rants: New England Awesome

Two questions up front:

1 – Are you hungry?

2 – Do you like shellfish?

Dunkin’ Dillhole

I don’t mind standing in lines.  Most of the time, it’s a choice between something you want or not getting it.  In this case, my object of need was caffeine provided by my favorite coffee purveyor. 

Random Thought #65

Holy fuckchunks!  Carrots are fucking ORANGE.  Like, really orange.  Have you stopped and really observed that shit?

 

I fucking hate the color orange.

Cookin’ With Rants: Beef Stroganoff

I made this the other weekend on a late-breaking change of mind and the experience reminded me of just how wonderfully filling and decadent this heartstopper

Road Trip

Question for you:  Would you drive eight hours, over 550 miles, for a hamburger?  For most people, the answer to this is

Cookin’ With Rants: Awesome Oriental Soup

This awesomesauce – almost literally – is something that has now been reviewed by my bestie as well as none other than MamaRants.  Both returned

Cookin’ With Rants: Italian Awesome

Hold on to your colons, people.  I have an awesome recipe for y’all here today.  This comes to me via a good friend who wishes to remain anonymous.  Suffice it to say

Cooking With Rants: Crock Pot Wonders #2 – Made-Rights

This is an old (based on my saggy-man-boob-ancient body)(yeah, I suck) recipe from my childhood that Mama Rants used to make frequently for dinners

Random Thought #58

There is a very fine line between eating a Girl Scout Cookie and eating a Girl Scout’s Cookie. Grammar and punctuation are very important. Make sure you know the difference. Fourteen might be the new sixteen, but it will still get you twenty to twenty-five, you sick fuck.