I don’t mind standing in lines. Most of the time, it’s a choice between something you want or not getting it. In this case, my object of need was caffeine provided by my favorite coffee purveyor. Continue reading
Archive for food
Dunkin’ Dillhole
Posted in Awesome, Food, Rant with tags awesome, coffee, dillhole, Dunkin Donuts, food, life, patience, rant, WTF on May 1, 2015 by BrainRantsAnd So I Found This…
Posted in Army, Awesome, Random with tags Army, Asian pole dancer, awesome, food, general, humor, Klingon, life, Pentagon, random, Star Trek on November 7, 2014 by BrainRantsMy post about the elderly Asian pole dancer got some good attention. I’m not really surprised, though, because that’s something a lot more entertaining than say, the fucking sky Continue reading
Random Thought #66
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random with tags cooking, food, humor, life, my girlfriend, random, random thought, sex, toilet on June 15, 2014 by BrainRantsHere are the three times your nose will be guaranteed to itch:
1. Cleaning the toilet
2. Cooking with meat blood up to your fucking elbow
3. Sex with someone of great significance
Because it sucks ass being me.
Random Thought #65
Posted in Awesome, Food, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random with tags awesome, carrots, food, hate, humor, orange, random, random thought on March 27, 2014 by BrainRantsHoly fuckchunks! Carrots are fucking ORANGE. Like, really orange. Have you stopped and really observed that shit?
I fucking hate the color orange.
Cookin’ With Rants: Beef Stroganoff
Posted in Awesome, Food, Humor with tags awesome, cooking, food, humor, life, stroganoff on March 7, 2014 by BrainRantsI made this the other weekend on a late-breaking change of mind and the experience reminded me of just how wonderfully filling and decadent this heartstopper Continue reading
Road Trip
Posted in Awesome, Food, Humor, Travel with tags awesome, bacon, food, road trip, sex, travel on March 2, 2014 by BrainRantsQuestion for you: Would you drive eight hours, over 550 miles, for a hamburger? For most people, the answer to this is Continue reading
Cookin’ With Rants: Awesome Oriental Soup
Posted in Awesome, Food with tags awesome, cooking, food, humor, soup on December 30, 2013 by BrainRantsThis awesomesauce – almost literally – is something that has now been reviewed by my bestie as well as none other than MamaRants. Both returned Continue reading
Cookin’ With Rants: Italian Awesome
Posted in Awesome, Food, Humor, Random with tags awesome, blog, food, humor, Italian, random, sausage on November 11, 2013 by BrainRantsHold on to your colons, people. I have an awesome recipe for y’all here today. This comes to me via a good friend who wishes to remain anonymous. Suffice it to say Continue reading
Cooking With Rants: Crock Pot Wonders #2 – Made-Rights
Posted in Awesome, Best, Food, Random with tags awesome, bacon, beer, blog, cooking, food, humor, life, made right, random, sandwich on September 7, 2013 by BrainRantsThis is an old (based on my saggy-man-boob-ancient body)(yeah, I suck) recipe from my childhood that Mama Rants used to make frequently for dinners Continue reading
Rantswers 2.1
Posted in Awesome, Fred, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags awesome, bacon, blog, food, Fred, humor, life, news, random, rant, Rantswers, WTF on August 19, 2013 by BrainRantsAll right, Rants Army, here’s the Rantswers for the second round of my advice/punishment column where I take on any and all reader questions. Another great month Continue reading
