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People You Meet On The Bus

Posted in Humor, My Weird Shit, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on August 26, 2016 by BrainRants

One of the unalloyed joys of being me is the necessity of using public transportation.  Monday through Friday, I haul my carcass Continue reading

How To Drive Like A Virginian

Posted in Humor, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , on August 11, 2016 by BrainRants

An entire fucking year ago I shat a post about the joys of living in Virginia.  Another blogger asked about the state slogan, ‘Virginia is for lovers.’  I say: bullfuckingshit.  Lovers might be here, but they’re obviously Continue reading

Where Is Rants?

Posted in Awesome, Family, Fiction, Humor, Random, Rant, Writing with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 8, 2016 by BrainRants

Pardon me while I type and eat some Burrito Lasagna, courtesy of my wife, the tiny lady who’s devoting her life to making me epic fat.  Because my portion control issue Continue reading

Retardidment: The Medical Shit

Posted in Army, Humor, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , on November 29, 2015 by BrainRants

Yes, I’m still alive.  Some of you lame songwriter hopefuls might be disappointed in this news, but there you go.  I’ve given you two posts Continue reading

Random Thought #69

Posted in Humor, Official Random Thought, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , on May 19, 2015 by BrainRants

Why no electrons?!

We can slingshot a probe around Jupiter to take pictures of Pluto, send one to orbit a comet, and another straight the fuck out of the Solar System.  My cable company cannot arrive to fix their equipment sooner than today, after five days of no internet or cable.

Douchebags In The Sky

Posted in Humor, Rant, Travel with tags , , , , , , , on September 9, 2014 by BrainRants

Unless you live under a rock or, like me, projectile vomit upon reading or seeing news feeds these days, you’ve heard of the great debate over Continue reading

Moving Adventures

Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, Travel with tags , , , , , , , , , , on September 4, 2014 by BrainRants

This post is long, long overdue.  I blame the Army and the bastards at the several moving ‘companies’ who have mangled my Continue reading

Giving The Finger Like A Boss

Posted in Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on June 11, 2014 by BrainRants

So here we are once again, you finally reading, and me making excuses as to why I’m not writing.  I’ve got a doozy Continue reading

Living Single-Handed: The Left Part

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Rant with tags , , , , , , on April 9, 2014 by BrainRants

Most of you know at this point that I went and had shoulder surgery four weeks ago to correct a torn rotator cuff and some other work to get rid of Continue reading

Who’s Stupid? Arizona, Or…?

Posted in Politics, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , on February 26, 2014 by BrainRants

Someone help me out here.  I’ve tracked the recent headlines about the beyond-questionable proposed law put before Governor Jan Brewer Continue reading