One of the unalloyed joys of being me is the necessity of using public transportation. Monday through Friday, I haul my carcass Continue reading
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People You Meet On The Bus
Posted in Humor, My Weird Shit, Random, Rant with tags ass, asshattery, assholes, bus, humor, life, metro, random, rant, sweaty, tools, travel on August 26, 2016 by BrainRantsHow To Drive Like A Virginian
Posted in Humor, Rant with tags ass, assholes, beer, douchebag, driving, humor, random, rant, traffic, Virginia on August 11, 2016 by BrainRantsAn entire fucking year ago I shat a post about the joys of living in Virginia. Another blogger asked about the state slogan, ‘Virginia is for lovers.’ I say: bullfuckingshit. Lovers might be here, but they’re obviously Continue reading
Where Is Rants?
Posted in Awesome, Family, Fiction, Humor, Random, Rant, Writing with tags ass, bacon, beer, cooking, family, humor, life, news, random, rant, wasps, work, writing on August 8, 2016 by BrainRantsPardon me while I type and eat some Burrito Lasagna, courtesy of my wife, the tiny lady who’s devoting her life to making me epic fat. Because my portion control issue Continue reading
Retardidment: The Medical Shit
Posted in Army, Humor, Rant with tags Army, ass, beer, doctors, humor, obamacare sucks, rant, retirement, semen sample on November 29, 2015 by BrainRantsYes, I’m still alive. Some of you lame songwriter hopefuls might be disappointed in this news, but there you go. I’ve given you two posts Continue reading
Random Thought #69
Posted in Humor, Official Random Thought, Random, Rant with tags ass, cable, life, New Horizons, no internet, Pluto, random, random thought, Verizon on May 19, 2015 by BrainRantsDouchebags In The Sky
Posted in Humor, Rant, Travel with tags airlines, ass, beer, humor, news, rant, travel, WTF on September 9, 2014 by BrainRantsUnless you live under a rock or, like me, projectile vomit upon reading or seeing news feeds these days, you’ve heard of the great debate over Continue reading
Moving Adventures
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, Travel with tags Army, ass, humor, Indiana, life, news, Ohio, random, rant, Virginia, WTF on September 4, 2014 by BrainRantsThis post is long, long overdue. I blame the Army and the bastards at the several moving ‘companies’ who have mangled my Continue reading
Giving The Finger Like A Boss
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant with tags amputation, ass, ER, fuck, give the finger, humor, life, news, Norm Abram, power tools, random, rant on June 11, 2014 by BrainRantsSo here we are once again, you finally reading, and me making excuses as to why I’m not writing. I’ve got a doozy Continue reading
Living Single-Handed: The Left Part
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Rant with tags ass, humor, life, news, octopus, rant, surgery on April 9, 2014 by BrainRantsMost of you know at this point that I went and had shoulder surgery four weeks ago to correct a torn rotator cuff and some other work to get rid of Continue reading
Who’s Stupid? Arizona, Or…?
Posted in Politics, Random, Rant with tags Arizona, ass, Constitution, discrimination, douchebag, gay rights, Jan Brewer, rant on February 26, 2014 by BrainRantsSomeone help me out here. I’ve tracked the recent headlines about the beyond-questionable proposed law put before Governor Jan Brewer Continue reading