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Three Easy Ways To Fix Being Unemployed

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 30, 2016 by BrainRants

Have you ever been unemployed?  No?  Yes?  Well, for the first time in my life, I am.  Interesting shenanigans going on around here in the DC Metro region, I tell you.  Before you wet yourself, this Continue reading

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Acquiring Stuff

Posted in Awesome, Family, Home, Random with tags , , , , , , , on August 11, 2015 by BrainRants

I have to introduce you to my latest big success.  I found this one day on my walk home from my bus drop-off point.  For several weeks, I’d tracked a ‘for sale’ sign in front of a house.  Then, the sign disappeared and people showed up.   Continue reading

Rantswers 3.1

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 16, 2013 by BrainRants

Without any introductory bullshit, I’ll dive straight into my Rantswers® of the third edition, because who needs Continue reading

Rantswers – 1.1

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 22, 2013 by BrainRants

I posted a Rantswers® piece a few days ago, and got an awesome response… this will be a three-part Rantswer® to all of your awesomesauce Continue reading

Rantiversary

Posted in Awesome, Best, History, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 3, 2013 by BrainRants

Believe it or not, I’ve been at this ranty, complain-y thing for two years today.  How about Continue reading

Random Thought #53

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Best, Food, Humor, Official Random Thought, Politics, Random, Rant, The Suck with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 18, 2013 by BrainRants

I just ate a juicy but cooked chunk of pork chop fat.  Every time I eat pork like that, I think to myself, “Fuck you, Osama  motherfuckingincestuousgoatfuckerbastard Bin Laden, we fucking win!”

Just getting my own little jihad on…

Surf Your Way Into Jail

Posted in Home, Humor, Random, Rant, WPLongform with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on May 3, 2013 by BrainRants

TwinDaddy is a long-time blogger and the leader of a group of like-minded bloggers who write for Stuphblog. I noted the site because of the Star Wars theme, and the inner SciFi fan side of me had to investigate. 1Jaded1 made the formal introduction, and I signed up for his Be Our Guest frequent flyer program, and posted this today… Enjoy!