Three Easy Ways To Fix Being Unemployed

Have you ever been unemployed?  No?  Yes?  Well, for the first time in my life, I am.  Interesting shenanigans going on around here in the DC Metro region, I tell you.  Before you wet yourself, this

Acquiring Stuff

I have to introduce you to my latest big success.  I found this one day on my walk home from my bus drop-off point.  For several weeks, I’d tracked a ‘for sale’ sign in front of a house.  Then, the sign disappeared and people showed up.  

Rantswers 3.1

Without any introductory bullshit, I’ll dive straight into my Rantswers® of the third edition, because who needs

Rantswers – 1.1

I posted a Rantswers® piece a few days ago, and got an awesome response… this will be a three-part Rantswer® to all of your awesomesauce

Rantiversary

Believe it or not, I’ve been at this ranty, complain-y thing for two years today.  How about

Random Thought #53

I just ate a juicy but cooked chunk of pork chop fat.  Every time I eat pork like that, I think to myself, “Fuck you, Osama  motherfuckingincestuousgoatfuckerbastard Bin Laden, we fucking win!”

Just getting my own little jihad on…

Surf Your Way Into Jail

TwinDaddy is a long-time blogger and the leader of a group of like-minded bloggers who write for Stuphblog. I noted the site because of the Star Wars theme, and the inner SciFi fan side of me had to investigate. 1Jaded1 made the formal introduction, and I signed up for his Be Our Guest frequent flyer program, and posted this today… Enjoy!

I’m An Outlier

I’m pleased to announce that Le Clown has seen fit to include me in his Outlier Collective Project.  Please visit the site and have a laugh.  Le Clown and Madame Weebles teamed to make this possible.

Enjoy!

Man Walks Into A Bar

I was sitting eating dinner with my boss the other night and started laughing. He naturally checked to make sure I was all right

Random Thought #52

Skeeve:  You fall off a tall building, and as you plummet to the the ground, your eyelid catches on a nail in the side of the building.

Gotcha…