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Three Easy Ways To Fix Being Unemployed

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 30, 2016 by BrainRants

Have you ever been unemployed?  No?  Yes?  Well, for the first time in my life, I am.  Interesting shenanigans going on around here in the DC Metro region, I tell you.  Before you wet yourself, this Continue reading →

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Acquiring Stuff

Posted in Awesome, Family, Home, Random with tags , , , , , , , on August 11, 2015 by BrainRants

I have to introduce you to my latest big success.  I found this one day on my walk home from my bus drop-off point.  For several weeks, I’d tracked a ‘for sale’ sign in front of a house.  Then, the sign disappeared and people showed up.   Continue reading →

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Rantswers 3.1

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 16, 2013 by BrainRants

Without any introductory bullshit, I’ll dive straight into my Rantswers® of the third edition, because who needs Continue reading →

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Rantswers – 1.1

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 22, 2013 by BrainRants

I posted a Rantswers® piece a few days ago, and got an awesome response… this will be a three-part Rantswer® to all of your awesomesauce Continue reading →

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Rantiversary

Posted in Awesome, Best, History, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 3, 2013 by BrainRants

Believe it or not, I’ve been at this ranty, complain-y thing for two years today.  How about Continue reading →

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Random Thought #53

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Best, Food, Humor, Official Random Thought, Politics, Random, Rant, The Suck with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 18, 2013 by BrainRants

I just ate a juicy but cooked chunk of pork chop fat.  Every time I eat pork like that, I think to myself, “Fuck you, Osama  motherfuckingincestuousgoatfuckerbastard Bin Laden, we fucking win!”

Just getting my own little jihad on…

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Surf Your Way Into Jail

Posted in Home, Humor, Random, Rant, WPLongform with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on May 3, 2013 by BrainRants

TwinDaddy is a long-time blogger and the leader of a group of like-minded bloggers who write for Stuphblog. I noted the site because of the Star Wars theme, and the inner SciFi fan side of me had to investigate. 1Jaded1 made the formal introduction, and I signed up for his Be Our Guest frequent flyer program, and posted this today… Enjoy!

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I’m An Outlier

Posted in Awesome, Best, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 9, 2013 by BrainRants

I’m pleased to announce that Le Clown has seen fit to include me in his Outlier Collective Project.  Please visit the site and have a laugh.  Le Clown and Madame Weebles teamed to make this possible.

Enjoy!

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Man Walks Into A Bar

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Food, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 7, 2013 by BrainRants

I was sitting eating dinner with my boss the other night and started laughing. He naturally checked to make sure I was all right Continue reading →

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Random Thought #52

Posted in Humor, Official Random Thought, Random with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 27, 2013 by BrainRants

Skeeve:  You fall off a tall building, and as you plummet to the the ground, your eyelid catches on a nail in the side of the building.

Gotcha…

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