Have you ever been unemployed? No? Yes? Well, for the first time in my life, I am. Interesting shenanigans going on around here in the DC Metro region, I tell you. Before you wet yourself, this Continue reading
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Three Easy Ways To Fix Being Unemployed
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags awesome, bacon, blog, EDM, humor, jobless, life, news, porn, random, rant, shut the fuck up, tabasco sauce guy, unemployment on September 30, 2016 by BrainRantsAcquiring Stuff
Posted in Awesome, Family, Home, Random with tags awesome, beer, Coors Lite, humor, life, news, porn, refrigerator on August 11, 2015 by BrainRantsI have to introduce you to my latest big success. I found this one day on my walk home from my bus drop-off point. For several weeks, I’d tracked a ‘for sale’ sign in front of a house. Then, the sign disappeared and people showed up. Continue reading
Rantswers 3.1
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags ass, awesome, bacon, beer, blog, douchebag, fail, humor, life, news, porn, random, rant, Rantswers, WTF, zombie apocalypse on September 16, 2013 by BrainRantsWithout any introductory bullshit, I’ll dive straight into my Rantswers® of the third edition, because who needs Continue reading
Rantswers – 1.1
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags Army, ass, awesome, bacon, beer, blog, fail, food, humor, internet, life, news, politics, porn, random, rant, Rantswers, sex, WTF, zombie apocalypse on July 22, 2013 by BrainRantsI posted a Rantswers® piece a few days ago, and got an awesome response… this will be a three-part Rantswer® to all of your awesomesauce Continue reading
Rantiversary
Posted in Awesome, Best, History, Humor, Random, Rant with tags anniversary, ass, awesome, bacon, beer, blog, BrainRants, fail, home, humor, life, news, porn, random, rant, words, WTF on June 3, 2013 by BrainRantsBelieve it or not, I’ve been at this ranty, complain-y thing for two years today. How about Continue reading
Random Thought #53
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Best, Food, Humor, Official Random Thought, Politics, Random, Rant, The Suck with tags ass, blog, douchebag, food, history, humor, life, motherfucker, news, Osama Bin Laden, pigs, politics, pork, porn, random, random thought, rant, sex, spam, win, words, WTF on May 18, 2013 by BrainRantsI just ate a juicy but cooked chunk of pork chop fat. Every time I eat pork like that, I think to myself, “Fuck you, Osama motherfuckingincestuousgoatfuckerbastard Bin Laden, we fucking win!”
Just getting my own little jihad on…
Surf Your Way Into Jail
Posted in Home, Humor, Random, Rant, WPLongform with tags ass, awesome, blog, humor, internet, life, news, porn, rant, words, WPLongform, WTF on May 3, 2013 by BrainRantsTwinDaddy is a long-time blogger and the leader of a group of like-minded bloggers who write for Stuphblog. I noted the site because of the Star Wars theme, and the inner SciFi fan side of me had to investigate. 1Jaded1 made the formal introduction, and I signed up for his Be Our Guest frequent flyer program, and posted this today… Enjoy!
