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Three Easy Ways To Fix Being Unemployed

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 30, 2016 by BrainRants

Have you ever been unemployed?  No?  Yes?  Well, for the first time in my life, I am.  Interesting shenanigans going on around here in the DC Metro region, I tell you.  Before you wet yourself, this Continue reading

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Beating The Odds

Posted in Awesome, Food, Humor, Random with tags , , , , , , , , , , on September 25, 2016 by BrainRants

If you’ve been reading this blog for a long time and have paid attention, the graphic I found online recently might Continue reading

Clothes, Comfort Optional

Posted in Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , on August 30, 2016 by BrainRants

The more dedicated (or deranged, you pick) of you out there followed along on my retirement from the military about this time last year.  This fucktastic process Continue reading

People You Meet On The Bus

Posted in Humor, My Weird Shit, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on August 26, 2016 by BrainRants

One of the unalloyed joys of being me is the necessity of using public transportation.  Monday through Friday, I haul my carcass Continue reading

Shit I’ve Said Out Loud #11

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Official Shit I Said Out Loud, Random with tags , , , , , , , , on August 22, 2016 by BrainRants

I went and searched for the last edition of Shit I’ve Said Out Loud (which would be Number 10) and discovered that I posted that turd in 2015.  Wow.  I noticed that I’m accumulating awesome out-loud sayings at a much reduced rate.  I think this is due to Continue reading

How To Drive Like A Virginian

Posted in Humor, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , on August 11, 2016 by BrainRants

An entire fucking year ago I shat a post about the joys of living in Virginia.  Another blogger asked about the state slogan, ‘Virginia is for lovers.’  I say: bullfuckingshit.  Lovers might be here, but they’re obviously Continue reading

Where Is Rants?

Posted in Awesome, Family, Fiction, Humor, Random, Rant, Writing with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 8, 2016 by BrainRants

Pardon me while I type and eat some Burrito Lasagna, courtesy of my wife, the tiny lady who’s devoting her life to making me epic fat.  Because my portion control issue Continue reading