To the douchebag who trimmed his pubes in the shower:
Asshat, at least do it inside the shower stall so those nasties wash down the drain. Don’t leave them on the floor, gracing the muddy flip-flop prints of the rest of us. You sick fuck.
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BrainRants 
December 12, 2012 at 02:28
I’ve cleaned out stalls for a living, more than once in my life. Believe it or else, the women’s are worse. Trimmed his pubes??! What is this? Don’t ask, don’t tell? Or does somebody have a hot date with a camel? Take a deep breath, (inside your new office space) civilization is just over the calendar. Can you show the last two months as a daily countdown?
December 12, 2012 at 03:03
I have no idea how the widget thing works, but I’ll try.
December 12, 2012 at 09:17
I want to thank you for ruining my breakfast as I read this…you’re swell. I’ll give you a pass since you have several more testosterone-only filled months left.
December 12, 2012 at 09:28
You’re welcome… and there are women here. I’m just not supposed to notice them.
December 12, 2012 at 20:51
a better question…would you even notice them?
December 12, 2012 at 21:33
No comment.
December 12, 2012 at 09:37
Nasty! I’m always surprised, though I know I shouldn’t be, at how some people are so inconsiderate and unthoughtful of others…
December 12, 2012 at 09:40
I gave the guy the benefit of the doubt in that I assumed he showered before he… junkscaped.
December 12, 2012 at 09:43
Mercifully when I shared a (college) dorm bathroom the trend of shaved pubes was not yet popular.
Oh, and your comment made me laugh while instilling a bit of nausea simultaneously.
Rants, THAT’S Entertainment!
December 12, 2012 at 11:15
I do try! How did 80’s bush go out of style anyway? I blame Jenna Jameson.
December 12, 2012 at 11:22
Agree: Jenna started it. Not that I’d know personally! Ummmm I’ve only
seenheard about a few of her filmsDecember 12, 2012 at 11:38
Oh… and here I thought she was a TV host personality.
December 12, 2012 at 11:45
heheheheh
December 12, 2012 at 21:31
🙂
December 12, 2012 at 09:53
I keep my shaved pubes in a pile next to my toenail clippings and mail them all to the IRS at the end of the year. It’s a great tax deduction, but you need a special form.
December 12, 2012 at 10:26
ROTFLMAO
For form I give you a 10!
December 12, 2012 at 11:18
I second that! 10!
December 12, 2012 at 11:16
Fuck me, I could have gotten all that money back for so many years.
December 12, 2012 at 11:25
If you ever identify the idiot, get some Nair and put it in his shampoo. And body wash, if he uses it. You won’t ever find HIS pubes in the shower – or ANY of his hair! 😀
Or, if you identify the guy as a blade shaver, “borrow” is razor and find a rock to bang it on. For added fun, I’ll see if I can’t round you up some blood-thinning medication to spike his canteen with. 😉
Yeah, I’m a mean SOB when I want to be!
December 12, 2012 at 11:40
You forgot the salt in whatever lotion he uses.
December 12, 2012 at 12:54
I just figured he got enough of that from that lovely sauna y’all live in. 😉 But don’t forget about the classics, like Ben-Gay in the underwear. 😯
December 12, 2012 at 21:32
Good catch!
December 12, 2012 at 23:07
And here I’d think that all the readily handy firepower would discourage that kind of jackassery…
December 12, 2012 at 23:50
One would think, Guapo, but no.
December 13, 2012 at 11:55
That is SOOO not delicious to wake up to for a morning shower… or any other time of day, for that matter.
December 13, 2012 at 12:12
No, pubes are just not what’s for anything.
December 14, 2012 at 00:36
Since when did unmentionables become mentionables?
December 14, 2012 at 02:03
Because reality TV.
December 17, 2012 at 04:22
I don’t watch so-called reality T.V. I have wayyy too much reality as it is. I want some nice escapist fantasy, preferably with scantily clad hot women, car chases, gun fights, and explosions. Lots and lots of explosions. Or cartoons, cartoons work.
December 17, 2012 at 06:59
True…