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Flash Fiction – 14th Ed.

Posted in Awesome, Flash Fiction, Writing with tags , , , , , , on September 3, 2016 by BrainRants

It’s been quite a while since I’ve done any flash fiction.  My favorite method is via the sites that have some inspirational or generative photo that triggers a story.  Today, this one comes from Sunday Photo Fiction.  I’ve followed Continue reading

How To Drive Like A Virginian

Posted in Humor, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , on August 11, 2016 by BrainRants

An entire fucking year ago I shat a post about the joys of living in Virginia.  Another blogger asked about the state slogan, ‘Virginia is for lovers.’  I say: bullfuckingshit.  Lovers might be here, but they’re obviously Continue reading

Brain Lint

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 30, 2015 by BrainRants

Everybody knows that irritating effect described well as an ‘earworm,’ where a song gets stuck in your head.  Never had that happen?  Try this… sorry, had to make Continue reading

Naughty Internet Shit

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random with tags , , , , , , , on October 25, 2014 by BrainRants

I am mainly a creative person who most of the time is bored shitless.  For those of you in the know, this normally leads to Continue reading

Who’s Stupid? Arizona, Or…?

Posted in Politics, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , on February 26, 2014 by BrainRants

Someone help me out here.  I’ve tracked the recent headlines about the beyond-questionable proposed law put before Governor Jan Brewer Continue reading

Thanks For Nothing, Congress

Posted in Random, Rant, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , on October 1, 2013 by BrainRants

Nobody should be surprised that I’m so disgusted right now I could vomit.  A government shut down forced by two squabbling, childish, spoiled sides of what is supposed to be an elected body of our representatives.  In other words, they’re supposed to be looking out for our interests, not theirs.  Can they do this? Continue reading

Rantswers 3.2

Posted in Awesome, Best, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 18, 2013 by BrainRants

And here is the second of two installments of Rantswers® Third Edition.  I have to shout out to my loyal readers, even the pester-y ones, for the success Continue reading

Rantswers 3.1

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 16, 2013 by BrainRants

Without any introductory bullshit, I’ll dive straight into my Rantswers® of the third edition, because who needs Continue reading

Adventures In Jerseyland

Posted in Army, Awesome, Fred, Humor, Random, Rant, Travel with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 10, 2013 by BrainRants

I just returned from my inaugural trip after Afghanistan II on the Army’s behest to go forth and do… stuff.  This one took me to Continue reading

Manning Up With Rants

Posted in Army, Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 13, 2013 by BrainRants

Okay, so I published this very awesome blog post in support of Le Clown’s mega series on The Outlier Collective concerning feminism.  Some people got my message, some didn’t.  It’s all good, because in the Rants Army, we like to say, Continue reading