Archive for the Afghanistan Category

Happy Fucking New Year

Posted in Afghanistan, Awesome, History, Random with tags , , , , , , , , , on December 31, 2013 by BrainRants

I should be happy that I’m getting a fresh, new year to mangle.  I’m unsure Continue reading

Six Word War

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, History, Random, The Suck with tags , , , , , , , , , , on August 28, 2013 by BrainRants

I was trolling the web and came across an interesting story about a fellow brother-in-arms.  It seems this former Marine decided to leverage the power of the internet to communicate Continue reading

Random Thought #53

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Best, Food, Humor, Official Random Thought, Politics, Random, Rant, The Suck with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 18, 2013 by BrainRants

I just ate a juicy but cooked chunk of pork chop fat.  Every time I eat pork like that, I think to myself, “Fuck you, Osama  motherfuckingincestuousgoatfuckerbastard Bin Laden, we fucking win!”

Just getting my own little jihad on…

Surprise!

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, The Suck, Travel with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 21, 2013 by BrainRants

As I sit here in some temporary quarters pecking away at my keyboard with my forehead, it is the Thursday, the 18th of April, 2013.  For my Rants Army out there Continue reading

Why You Gotta Be A…

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 14, 2013 by BrainRants

Why you gotta be a motherfucker… yeah, I cannot recall how many times someone has asked me that Continue reading

Man Walks Into A Bar

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Food, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 7, 2013 by BrainRants

I was sitting eating dinner with my boss the other night and started laughing. He naturally checked to make sure I was all right Continue reading

Embracing The Suck – Part Four

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Humor, Random, Rant, The Suck, Travel with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 24, 2013 by BrainRants

So by now you all must realize I have come and gone already on my not-so-mid-tour leave. If not, go back to February and repeat. If you’re not a regular here, then why the hell not? Got some better blog to hang out on? Anyway, I have more rantaliciousness that I’ve gathered in that effort. I’m astounded that it took me six Continue reading

Did You Just Say That Out Loud? #9

Posted in Afghanistan, Awesome, Humor, Official Shit I Said Out Loud, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , on March 3, 2013 by BrainRants

As-of writing and posting this using the scheduling post feature, it is April of ’12, and I’m fully out of awesome shit that I’ve said out loud. Now, knowing myself, that merely means that all of the stellar shit that spews from my dumbass piehole during this deployment has only built up on my document file for later, after Continue reading

Swag

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Best, Humor, Random, The Suck with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 2, 2013 by BrainRants

Hey!  ‘Live’ from Kuwait, just a quick note to direct you to a new page of mine here at BrainRants.  Some of you might be interested in this shit, others not so much.  This is also accessible from the homepage.

Enjoy.

Murphy’s Laws of Combat – Part Three

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Humor, Random, The Suck with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on February 23, 2013 by BrainRants

Well, here we’re about to wrap up the three-part series of posts dedicated to Murphy’s Laws of Combat.  I probably didn’t order them well, and I commented at random on all of these.  Again, I need to nod in appreciation to Archon, who did an awesome and very detailed post about non-combat laws, some of them also Continue reading