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Beating The Odds
Posted in Awesome, Food, Humor, Random with tags awesome, bacon, black widow, cow, deer, humor, life, random, survival, wasps, WTF on September 25, 2016 by BrainRantsRetardidment: The Army Shit
Posted in Army, Humor, Rant with tags Army, beer, equipent, humor, life, news, no fucks given, rant, retirement, substance abuse, WTF on November 13, 2015 by BrainRantsI mentioned here recently that I’m retiring from the military. I promised to write something entertaining about the three big muscle movements involved, and “Army Shit” is the first. Before I dive into that Continue reading
Retardidment
Posted in Army, Humor, Rant with tags Army, blog, job search, life, neckties, news, rant, retirement, VA, WTF on October 23, 2015 by BrainRantsI’ve obviously not been posting regularly, even on Long Awkward Pause where I collaborate and contribute. I’m just about in hot water with them over that but I think I’m dog paddling very well. Continue reading
Virginia Is For Ranters
Posted in Army, Awesome, Humor, Rant with tags bacon, blog, D.C., humor, illuminati, life, meat, news, rant, squirrel, traffic, Virginia, WTF on July 7, 2015 by BrainRantsIn case you all out there lost track of time, my relocation from Kansas to Virginia concluded more or less a year ago. For those of you who do live under rocks Continue reading
Dunkin’ Dillhole
Posted in Awesome, Food, Rant with tags awesome, coffee, dillhole, Dunkin Donuts, food, life, patience, rant, WTF on May 1, 2015 by BrainRantsI don’t mind standing in lines. Most of the time, it’s a choice between something you want or not getting it. In this case, my object of need was caffeine provided by my favorite coffee purveyor. Continue reading
March Madness
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant with tags awesome, bacon, basketball, humor, march madness, NaNoWriMo, rant, WTF on March 25, 2015 by BrainRants
Have you ever had one of those days where you are busy doing stuff and then look up and realize the day is over and you pretty much missed it? This is how my entire month of March has been. If you think this post talks about basketball, Continue reading
Winter… It Still Sucks Balls
Posted in Awesome, Random, Rant with tags awesome, bacon, blog, fuck me, humor, life, rant, snow, statute of limitations, winter, winter sucks, WTF on February 21, 2015 by BrainRantsI’m not used to this new climate, location or anything related to shit that falls out of the sky by ‘normal’ definition. In spite of that, I’m pissed… I know, big news, right? Anyway, I’ve watched snow fall all goddamn fucking day. Continue reading
Brain Lint
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags American Sniper, awesome, brony, Clint Eastwood, deflategate, douchebag, Fury, humor, Michael Moore the douchebag fuck, random, rant, Roger Goodell, shitty weather, Tom Brady, WTF on January 30, 2015 by BrainRantsEverybody knows that irritating effect described well as an ‘earworm,’ where a song gets stuck in your head. Never had that happen? Try this… sorry, had to make Continue reading
Shit I Said Out Loud #10
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Official Shit I Said Out Loud, Random with tags awesome, beer, boobs, common sense, crocs, humor, logic, Mario Batali, millennial, random, Sam Elliott, silver fox, words, WTF on January 10, 2015 by BrainRantsOh. Yeah hi there. It’s been a while (since my time in Kharjackistan) since I’ve posted an official Shit I Said Out Loud. Pardon the interruption, but Continue reading
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