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Said No BrainRants Ever

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random with tags , , , , , , , , , , on February 17, 2015 by BrainRants

As-of this post, I’ve written ten collections of things I’ve actually said out loud.  If you’re intrigued to find out just how few fucks I give about Continue reading

Rantswers® 8.1

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Rant, Rantswers with tags , , , , , , , , , , on December 15, 2014 by BrainRants

Hi there all y’all in the Rants Army!  Yeah, I got good and buzzed – well, maybe more than that, truth be told –  before I attempted the below Rantswers® to your awesomesauce questions.  After some months of Continue reading

Rantionary: Reader-Provided Words #1

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rantionary with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 25, 2013 by BrainRants

The whole Rantionary concept has really taken off.  In the tradition of my string of “That Guy” posts, where I elected to take fan-based suggestions and expound on them, I’ve thrown open the Rants tome of vile, naughty and off-color words to the ‘Notes’ page and left the pen resting on the parchment for all y’all.  Here are Continue reading

Visual X-Mas Aftermath

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 26, 2012 by BrainRants

Captures my mood 97.632% of the time here:

Die, motherfucker!

Die, motherfucker!

Random Thought #47

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 12, 2012 by BrainRants

flip for blogTo the douchebag who trimmed his pubes in the shower:

Asshat, at least do it inside the shower stall so those nasties wash down the drain.  Don’t leave them on the floor, gracing the muddy flip-flop prints of the rest of us.  You sick fuck.

Preemptive Anthem Rant

Posted in Humor, Rant, Worst with tags , , , , , on February 4, 2012 by BrainRants

Normally I restrict myself to ranting about stuff that has already happened. To my mind this is logical and makes sense and allows me the illusion of being justifiably irritated enough to complain, as opposed to just being a cranky, cantankerous sourpuss. Opinion here may vary of course, and you’re fully entitled to yours as much as Continue reading

Pre-Deployment Rant

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Humor with tags , , , , , , on December 30, 2011 by BrainRants

I suppose this rant inaugurates a long series of entries about my upcoming Afghanistan experience. And yes, you’d be quite correct Continue reading

Rants American Tour: The Final Act

Posted in Army, Humor, Rant, Travel with tags , , , , , , , on December 17, 2011 by BrainRants

Whether you all know it or not, we have just passed a milestone. I’ve been hinting at it for a while, Continue reading

Open Season

Posted in Humor, Politics, Rant with tags , , , , , , , on December 4, 2011 by BrainRants

Am I the only person lately to notice the apparent open season on anyone remotely famous or politically motivated and conservative, and that the weapon of choice Continue reading

Overproduction And Other Current Events

Posted in Humor, Rant with tags , , , , , , , on November 9, 2011 by BrainRants

One of the Plinky AutoTopic suggestions once asked me what my favorite TV programming was. The simple …TV asshattery…