Shit Mama Rants Said – 02
So Mama Rants passed through my backroom office on the way to the first floor bathroom. Because it’s the damn floor plan. She overheard me speaking to a lady friend of great significance on the phone.
RANTS: (discussing a document file of my writing) “I’d like to show it to you, if you have time and don’t mind.”
MAMA RANTS: (At Rants) “Oh, you’re a nasty old man!”
Of note, Mama Rants is 74. You go, Mama Rants! You just go.
BrainRants 
April 17, 2014 at 06:11
At least she didn’t ground you 😉
April 17, 2014 at 06:12
Little bit late for that.
April 17, 2014 at 06:15
Bahahaha. Good on her.
April 17, 2014 at 06:17
Yep!
April 17, 2014 at 06:29
Nasty old man. *snickers and runs*
April 17, 2014 at 07:39
*eyeroll*
April 17, 2014 at 13:28
Tevs.
April 17, 2014 at 14:13
😀
April 17, 2014 at 20:58
Phone has prosopagnosia. Probably a good thing.
April 17, 2014 at 21:01
Tragic. LOL.
April 17, 2014 at 21:48
Lots of things more so.
April 17, 2014 at 22:49
Yep.
April 17, 2014 at 22:08
I’m sure you might agree.
April 17, 2014 at 22:51
Probably.
April 18, 2014 at 06:44
Parent burying child.
April 18, 2014 at 07:26
😦
April 17, 2014 at 06:51
“lady friend of great significance” sweet…I think we all need a little Mama Rants now and then…
April 17, 2014 at 09:07
True that.
April 17, 2014 at 07:34
She should be proud. I mean, you asked first instead of just showing it her and saying, “How you doin’?”
Manners.
April 17, 2014 at 09:08
There is that.
April 17, 2014 at 12:14
What exactly does a female of great significance mean?
April 17, 2014 at 12:34
Someone important to me.
April 17, 2014 at 12:45
So dish . . .
April 17, 2014 at 12:57
Doubt you know her. I’m a gentleman… well, sorta.
April 17, 2014 at 13:05
Since I live in Canada & you live in Kansas I highly doubt I know her too, but at least you could introduce us!
April 17, 2014 at 13:17
She prefers not at the present. Yes, I asked.
April 17, 2014 at 16:22
You get points for asking!
April 17, 2014 at 16:24
Gold star day!
April 17, 2014 at 14:21
That old gal’s got her mind in the gutter!
April 17, 2014 at 14:21
In this instance, at least.
April 17, 2014 at 16:13
Or… yeah.
April 17, 2014 at 16:40
Yeah!
April 17, 2014 at 16:49
🙂
April 17, 2014 at 16:13
Or knows me too well.
April 17, 2014 at 16:38
Or… um… yeah.
April 17, 2014 at 16:49
🙂
April 17, 2014 at 15:55
I wish you the best. (I’m sure she’ll like anything you write)
April 17, 2014 at 16:14
Mom? Of course. She has to.
April 18, 2014 at 02:35
If I showed up, with the wife’s thumb and finger firmly attached to my ear, would you introduce me – to Mama??! We’ll talk about the other lady later. 😉 😕
April 18, 2014 at 04:58
Of course! You understand what manners are.
April 19, 2014 at 06:15
So the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree?
April 19, 2014 at 07:19
Something like that, maybe.
April 22, 2014 at 16:31
Mama Rants is awesome.
Interesting Gravatar pic, by the way. You always manage to take pics that look nothing like you.
April 23, 2014 at 14:09
She is! I think my gravatar looks fine, but you’d know better, H.E.
April 23, 2014 at 12:58
Having grown sons, one if my greatest pleasures is when I can deliver a one-liner that reminds them I went “there” before they knew where “there” was.
The look on their faces is priceless.
April 23, 2014 at 14:11
Apparently that works for Mama Rants too.