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Cookin’ With Rants: New England Awesome

Posted in Awesome, Family, Food with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on September 4, 2015 by BrainRants

Two questions up front:

1 – Are you hungry?

2 – Do you like shellfish? Continue reading

Awesome Texts That I Got – 1.0

Posted in Awesome Texts, Humor, Random with tags , , , , , , , , , on February 27, 2015 by BrainRants

Hi there.  Wut r u doing?  LOL.  No, the rest of this will not go on in some inane parody of our lovely, emerging youth who text one another constantly in a language I cannot understand.   Continue reading

Said No BrainRants Ever

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random with tags , , , , , , , , , , on February 17, 2015 by BrainRants

As-of this post, I’ve written ten collections of things I’ve actually said out loud.  If you’re intrigued to find out just how few fucks I give about Continue reading

I’m Doing It

Posted in Awesome, Writing with tags , , , , , , , , on November 15, 2014 by BrainRants

Participant-2014-Square-ButtonYou all out there might recall that I took a step toward writing after several spastic attempts at Flash Fiction as well as Continue reading

Naughty Internet Shit

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random with tags , , , , , , , on October 25, 2014 by BrainRants

I am mainly a creative person who most of the time is bored shitless.  For those of you in the know, this normally leads to Continue reading

Random Thought #66

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random with tags , , , , , , , , on June 15, 2014 by BrainRants

Here are the three times your nose will be guaranteed to itch:

1. Cleaning the toilet

2. Cooking with meat blood up to your fucking elbow

3. Sex with someone of great significance

Because it sucks ass being me.

Shit Mama Rants Said – 02

Posted in Awesome, Family, Home, Humor, Mama Rants with tags , , , , , on April 17, 2014 by BrainRants

So Mama Rants passed through my backroom office on the way to the first floor bathroom.  Because it’s the damn floor plan.  She overheard Continue reading

Road Trip

Posted in Awesome, Food, Humor, Travel with tags , , , , , on March 2, 2014 by BrainRants

Question for you:  Would you drive eight hours, over 550 miles, for a hamburger?  For most people, the answer to this is Continue reading

Rantswers® 5.2

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rantswers with tags , , , , , , on January 9, 2014 by BrainRants

As promised, today brings the second in the series of Rantswers® for the glorious and awesome fifth iteration in that effort to keep you involved and Continue reading

Rantswers® 4.1

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 21, 2013 by BrainRants

I had a great response this month with my Rantswers® to be sure.  I think my advice – and abuse – is doing some real good for a few Continue reading