I May Require Help
I’ve said before that one awesome part of being in the Army is working with people, but I do have to admit that sometimes it backfires just a bit. While talking to some folks about books and reading, I mentioned that I love to read and have a lot of books. Someone else piped up that they had a fairly huge collection also. At that point I stated that I keep a spreadsheet of every book I’ve read, and that it goes back to 1986.
That was the proverbial ‘needle across the record’ moment as the room went silent and everyone stared at me. I stopped and mentally rewound what I’d said to make sure I didn’t accidentally tell the one about the Pope, the dildo and the flying chinchillas. A brief excerpt of the conversation that followed went like this:
- Me: “What?!?”
- Dude: “You have a twenty-six year old list of books you’ve read”
- Me: “Of course. That’s how I keep track of them. Why are you looking at me like I just told the Pope, dildo, and flying chinchilla joke?”
- Dude: “Man, that’s just not right.”
Apparently my buddy found this beyond comprehension. I find it to be a question of practicality. I do read a lot, and the list is creeping up on 1000 entries. Some years are better than others. One year I finished 90 books. Another I barely squeaked out 24. I also figured that while I was at it, I might as well tally up the pages too, and so I’m hovering at around 420,000 or so. As-of the end of last year that is.
At some point, I added some columns so I could categorize my list, so I can sort it by whether or not it was a military subject, hardcover, and whether or not I own it or it was one I read from the library. It has the obvious stuff for author name and date I finished the book, of course.
The List has rules, too. For example, I don’t count newspapers, office paperwork and memos, mail, and other shit like that in my assessment of reading as I go. I do count the bibliograpy and index sections of academic works though, and I figure it all evens out that way. I have yet to come up with a method to best capture e-books, mainly because I don’t have an e-book reader nor do I have any particular desire to get one. Yet.
Your question of ‘why’ is obvious. Here’s the deal: with 960 books I’ve read in my life thus far, and knowing my tastes fall along pretty well-worn genre grooves, the odds of me buying a paperback I already read back when I was 14 is actually pretty high. Also, with the additions I’ve made to improve the list, I know that if I’m looking for a book I have on record as still owning, it’s either on a shelf or in a box in the basement. Since I do re-read great books, this is a handy tool to have, and I’ve been known to use my military and history collections to do school-related writing (and therefore documentation) and research.
I still don’t know why you’re staring at me. It’s not like OCD or something.
March 8, 2012 at 00:39
Unadulterated genius! I am implementing one right now. I am only sorry I missed out on the last few decades – can I include ones I know I previously read?
March 8, 2012 at 07:36
I would, yes.
March 8, 2012 at 00:44
I think that is an amazing idea! I read a lot too and have purchased the same book twice before. I give all my books to my sister when I finish so I can never remember if I have read it! Now…please tell me the joke about the Pope, dildo and flying chinchilla!
March 8, 2012 at 07:36
I made that up, sorry. There’s no joke like that that I’m aware of.
March 8, 2012 at 05:48
You’ve only read 960 books? What’s wrong with you?
I actually started keeping a list a couple years ago, though my list has not nearly as many rules as yours does….
March 8, 2012 at 07:37
I imagine you probably read more than I do.
March 8, 2012 at 07:45
I suppose if I had a job that included handling granades, I probably wouldn’t have much time either…
March 8, 2012 at 08:14
Yeah, well there is that.
March 8, 2012 at 05:51
Hmmmm….
March 8, 2012 at 07:38
Hmm?
March 8, 2012 at 08:47
Analyzing. This must be why the Army postponed your deployment…they are protecting one of our military’s finest assets – your frontal lobe.
March 8, 2012 at 09:10
In all it’s nerdy glory.
March 8, 2012 at 08:52
Dude, my spreadsheet goes back to 1990. This creeps me out a bit.
March 8, 2012 at 09:10
Me too.
March 8, 2012 at 08:58
Actually, that’s pretty cool..I love me some Excel.
March 8, 2012 at 09:11
NerdLady!
March 8, 2012 at 09:25
hahahaha…whatevah~
March 8, 2012 at 11:51
Gotta be in touch with your inner nerd.
March 8, 2012 at 10:19
I’m staring at you in an admiring way. It isn’t that weird at all! I have a diary in which I sometimes write about a book I’m reading, to keep it in mind and stuff. Your system is in fact quite useful.
(I hope people aren’t staring at me too now…)
March 8, 2012 at 11:52
That statement about staring, alongside your gravatar, is kinda creepy, but in a cool way.
March 8, 2012 at 11:55
Haha, okay then! I didn’t mean to be scary, but the eye is indeed quite… demonstrative.
March 8, 2012 at 13:57
True, it is.
March 8, 2012 at 11:57
This is actually one of the more intelligent ideas I have heard all week, wait.. month… no, no.. decade.. yes, decade.
I have bought (more than once) a book I already owned (whether or not I already read it) and then had a violent altercation with myself after realizing I did so.
This “book list” could save me some serious pain.
Thanks for sharing.
March 8, 2012 at 13:57
And I thought I was the only one who had violent altercations with myself.
March 8, 2012 at 16:05
Could save you some pain ONLY if you are carrying the list with you. 🙂 Hmmm..can do that now, huh.
March 8, 2012 at 17:22
I can, but I review it frequently, which helps a lot.
March 8, 2012 at 13:20
I have a similar spreadsheet except mine is for books I want to read instead of for books I have read. From time to time i will hear or read a really good recommendation for a book & a few minutes later it’s gone – whoosh – from my overworked brain. So I started this spreadsheet to keep me on the straight & narrow when I am in the mood to purchase a book (or an e-book because I do have an e-reader which I now love even though I wasn’t sure I would). Unhappily, I bought a few duplicate books before coming up with this (what I thought was a brilliant) idea!
March 8, 2012 at 13:58
Hmm. Great idea!
March 8, 2012 at 13:40
This sounds like something I would do, or should have done. In just the last month I think I’ve read 30 books (my hubby has unlimited access at his 2nd hand store) and while I have re-read some books, it’s annoying to pick one up thinking I haven’t read it before and get 1/4 of the way and I figure it out.
People catalog records, CD’s, comics, and movies so it is not abnormal to do it with books too. In my opinion.
March 8, 2012 at 13:58
I envy your used book access.
March 8, 2012 at 14:35
In the 80s, I started to do a library-style card file of books I owned. Typed title, author and precis on blank business cards. For old-style Ace, double pocketbooks I typed both sides of two cards. Ran out of steam after about 400. Should look at computerising. Best year was 76 books. Averaged 52 pages a day. Lifetime total probably 3000+, but I’ve been at mine a bit longer than you. Keep readin’!
March 8, 2012 at 15:40
I’ll never stop reading, and yeah, digitize your card file.
March 8, 2012 at 15:27
Lists are awesome! Personally I’m a big fan, mostly because I have a stack of books sitting at home that are duplicates of ones I already own. Would you be mad if I emulate? And I might need some help too since all this talk of lists has brought on a flood of euphoria…
March 8, 2012 at 15:41
Go right ahead!
March 8, 2012 at 15:41
I don’t use a list, I just keep track in my head (I have a good memory of book covers). I’ve only been sabotaged once – when a publisher re-released a book of World War 1 maps with a different cover, but identical contents! Thanks goodness for used book stores! (South Bend, IN, has a mother-lode of used bookstores. Around here, zip. I’m overdue for a pilgrimage to Columbus to raid the multiple outlets of – creatively named – Half-Price Books.)
Now all I need is a good used-game store, for hardcore gaming like RPGs. (Role-playing games, not rocket-propelled grenades, you twip! 😉 )
March 8, 2012 at 16:06
Unfortunately I have been caught by publishers changing covers one too many times to trust my memory anymore!
March 8, 2012 at 16:19
Well,much like our host, my tastes tend to veer to one of two aisles – military history and science fiction. So re-releases tend to be rather few and far between, thankfully. Especially in the military history item, ’cause I like obscure subjects – for instance, I have all but one book written about the Dieppe invasion in 1942, and I have all but 2 books available on the battles for the Aleutian Islands of Attu and Kiska (one of which I browsed and swore never to own, due to glaring errors).
It helps to have bizarre tastes! 😀
March 8, 2012 at 19:07
I’m glad you admitted to the bizarre tastes.
March 9, 2012 at 08:28
Well, when something like 85% of US citizens have no idea of where the Aleutian Islands are (much less that there were battles there) and a lot of Canadians never heard of (or have forgotten about) the disastrous Dieppe raid, I think “bizarre” is one of the … gentler adjectives I could use! 😉
March 9, 2012 at 08:49
Don’t know if you’ve read anything by him, but Pierre Burton has some interesting books out about the Canadian role in World War II. You may find them interesting. I’m not drawn to this type of book & I thoroughly enjoyed what he wrote about Vimy Ridge.
March 9, 2012 at 17:25
Hmm… Pierre Burton doesn’t ring a bell right off the bat. Then again, US bookstores tend to frown on non-US books about non-US events written by non-US authors. 😉 But thanks for the referral. I’ll see what I can dig up about his titles online.
Yet another reason I am WAY overdue for a visit to the Great White North. Especially that monster bookstore in Toronto (whose name also escapes me at the moment). Not to mention wandering aimlessly around Hamilton – ALWAYS a good time! 😀
March 9, 2012 at 21:39
Use Amazon.
March 10, 2012 at 14:48
Sorry, Amazon is against my religion – especially the vow of poverty I unwillingly made ten years ago! 😀
Not a bad idea, though I’d go to ABE books first. They seem to like the same weird stuff I do. 😉
March 10, 2012 at 15:54
Torture yourself as you like.
March 9, 2012 at 21:37
I may have hit a few of those myself.
March 9, 2012 at 21:36
It was ill-advised, yes.
March 8, 2012 at 19:09
I have been snagged that way too.
March 8, 2012 at 16:04
I have also bought several books that I read years ago, title meant nothing until I got the book home and started reading it, again. A list? 26 years old? 🙂 It has rules? I can’t even keep a list going for a week, how you doing that!??!?!?!? 🙂
March 8, 2012 at 17:22
Discipline.
March 9, 2012 at 11:59
You are very disciplined! Wish I could maintain a level of discipline like that! 🙂
March 9, 2012 at 21:39
It’s a Jedi mind power.
March 10, 2012 at 10:26
Well, if you find a way to bottle it, send some my way, pretty please. 😉
March 10, 2012 at 11:01
Study under a Jedi Master.
March 10, 2012 at 11:09
I believe they are very rare. 🙂
March 10, 2012 at 11:18
Call 1-800-Jedi-Guy.
March 8, 2012 at 16:07
Oh….get an e-reader, you will LOVEEEE it. I love mine. My sister bought it for me for my bday in October. I now carry my library with me everywhere I go and occasionally I have to remind myself I still have books in my house to read. 🙂 It is great to have, let me tell you.
March 8, 2012 at 19:09
I’m not ready to try that option yet. And it’s one more thing to recharge.
March 9, 2012 at 11:58
You can recharge them by plugging in your computer or in the wall. Not too much of a hassle, it is one more thing to charge tho, you are right.
March 9, 2012 at 21:38
Still not gonna buy one.
March 8, 2012 at 16:08
Sorry, I keep adding on replies, forgot, I didn’t think I would like the reader either. With my Kindle I can make notes, upload/share them and I like that. I haven’t yet, but I do share them so I can, if the mood strikes, use it for a blog post later. NICEEE!
March 8, 2012 at 19:10
No idea they did that too.
March 9, 2012 at 11:56
They sure do. There is also an “app”, for lack of a better word, found online, called “Clipdo”, if you see something online you like you can send it to your Kindle with “Clipdo”. I have the regular Kindle but I was able to put a calendar on it. The calendar is a Kindle app, and there are a few that are free, some you pay for. You can also browse the net. (Even if it is in black and white, still nice to be able to do so if I have my Kindle with me and not my netbook). It is actually quite nice. I want to get the latest, but that would offend my sister who bought this for me just a few months ago. 🙂 I love it. Sorry, didn’t mean to go on and on. I just really like it much more than I thought I would. Nothing like a good old-fashioned book in your hands, ya know?
March 9, 2012 at 21:38
Hmm.
March 8, 2012 at 20:35
Wish I had such a list. Could have saved me hundreds of dollars in duplicate purchases.
March 8, 2012 at 20:49
Never too late to start!
March 9, 2012 at 12:02
I think it’s perfectly normal but want to hear the one about the pope, the dildo, and the flying chinchillas.
March 9, 2012 at 21:39
I made that shit up.
March 9, 2012 at 22:35
Well it had a good start anyway
March 10, 2012 at 06:58
What’s amazing is how many people focused on that.
March 9, 2012 at 13:14
Nobody’s staring at you. Apparently, we all think you are brilliant beyond words…at least I think you are! I wish I had started such a spreadsheet decades ago, but that would have been before Excel.
🙂
March 9, 2012 at 21:39
Well, mine started on loose-leaf notebook paper.
March 11, 2012 at 00:10
All I could think while I read this post was “God what a fantastic idea, why didn’t I think of that!” Seriously.
March 11, 2012 at 09:13
Thanks! Go make your list!