Rantswers® 7.1

Okay you bunch of masochists, here you go.  I’ve cooked up a great Coors-powered

Rantswers® 5.1

I had such an amazing response to the Rantswers 5.0® this month that I’ll have to break this down into

Where The F*ck Is Rants?

I’ve had a lot of kind notes and comments from The Blogosphere asking me exactly what

Rantswers® 4.1

I had a great response this month with my Rantswers® to be sure.  I think my advice – and abuse – is doing some real good for a few

Thanks For Nothing, Congress

Nobody should be surprised that I’m so disgusted right now I could vomit.  A government shut down forced by two squabbling, childish, spoiled sides of what is supposed to be an elected body of our representatives.  In other words, they’re supposed to be looking out for our interests, not theirs.  Can they do this?

Rantswers 3.2

And here is the second of two installments of Rantswers® Third Edition.  I have to shout out to my loyal readers, even the pester-y ones, for the success

Rantswers 3.1

Without any introductory bullshit, I’ll dive straight into my Rantswers® of the third edition, because who needs

Drunken Twittering…

Yeah.  So my good friend and blogging buddy, Twindaddy, recently availed himself of a significant life change.  Afterwards, standing victorious over the slain bones and juicy fragments of his enemas… uhm, enemies, he threw down his keyboard gauntlet in a challenge of bloggetary proportions, albeit

Random Thought #56

Hidden drawback to boxers:  Occasionally – most often when getting in your car – you sit on your own balls.

Rantswers – 1.1

I posted a Rantswers® piece a few days ago, and got an awesome response… this will be a three-part Rantswer® to all of your awesomesauce