One of the unalloyed joys of being me is the necessity of using public transportation. Monday through Friday, I haul my carcass Continue reading
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People You Meet On The Bus
Posted in Humor, My Weird Shit, Random, Rant with tags ass, asshattery, assholes, bus, humor, life, metro, random, rant, sweaty, tools, travel on August 26, 2016 by BrainRantsDouchebags In The Sky
Posted in Humor, Rant, Travel with tags airlines, ass, beer, humor, news, rant, travel, WTF on September 9, 2014 by BrainRantsUnless you live under a rock or, like me, projectile vomit upon reading or seeing news feeds these days, you’ve heard of the great debate over Continue reading
Road Trip
Posted in Awesome, Food, Humor, Travel with tags awesome, bacon, food, road trip, sex, travel on March 2, 2014 by BrainRantsQuestion for you: Would you drive eight hours, over 550 miles, for a hamburger? For most people, the answer to this is Continue reading
A Lurid Tale of Military Weapons Development
Posted in Army, History, Humor, Random, Rant with tags Army, bacon, beer, blog, humor, life, news, random, rant, travel, war, WTF on October 8, 2013 by BrainRantsGo on over to Long Awkward Pause and check out my twisted screed. I am, apparently, spreading like a fungus.
So I am supposed to write something – whatever pops into my defective head – upon seeing this picture. To be honest, my head about exploded, because Awesome Robot, and because Awesome Safe Sex. Actually, the second one not so much or so awesome, because No Junk Access (JA). Junk Access is important during sex, or so I seem to recall. I digress…Okay, I’ll stop bullshitting, because if you’ve landed here then you’re probably an Olympic-Class Bullshitter (OCB) yourself. Sort of like Howard the ‘Tard (HtT).
I have to admit, Chris found a photo of me. Yes, I know, but I think we all know that Rants (uhm, Me) is a more mature yet less refined blogger who happens to be in the Army. This picture caused me some bemused anal leakage (age issue) and muted pride, which I immediately destroyed (the pride, not the leakage) because Army team players…
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Six Word War
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, History, Random, The Suck with tags Afghanistan, Army, blog, deployment, humor, internet, life, news, random, travel, war on August 28, 2013 by BrainRantsI was trolling the web and came across an interesting story about a fellow brother-in-arms. It seems this former Marine decided to leverage the power of the internet to communicate Continue reading
Adventures In Jerseyland
Posted in Army, Awesome, Fred, Humor, Random, Rant, Travel with tags Army, awesome, bacon, beer, blog, douchebag, fail, Fred, humor, life, New Jersey, news, Philadelphia, random, rant, sex, travel, WTF on August 10, 2013 by BrainRantsI just returned from my inaugural trip after Afghanistan II on the Army’s behest to go forth and do… stuff. This one took me to Continue reading
Surprise!
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, The Suck, Travel with tags Afghanistan, airport, Army, ass, awesome, beer, blog, deployment, fail, home, humor, life, news, random, rant, redeployment, The Suck, travel, WTF on April 21, 2013 by BrainRantsAs I sit here in some temporary quarters pecking away at my keyboard with my forehead, it is the Thursday, the 18th of April, 2013. For my Rants Army out there Continue reading
Why You Gotta Be A…
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags Afghanistan, Army, ass, awesome, blog, deployment, douchebag, fail, humor, life, motherfucker, random, rant, travel, war, WTF on April 14, 2013 by BrainRantsWhy you gotta be a motherfucker… yeah, I cannot recall how many times someone has asked me that Continue reading
Embracing The Suck – Part Four
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Humor, Random, Rant, The Suck, Travel with tags Afghanistan, Army, ass, blog, deployment, douchebag, fail, humor, life, news, random, rant, shower, travel, WTF on March 24, 2013 by BrainRantsSo by now you all must realize I have come and gone already on my not-so-mid-tour leave. If not, go back to February and repeat. If you’re not a regular here, then why the hell not? Got some better blog to hang out on? Anyway, I have more rantaliciousness that I’ve gathered in that effort. I’m astounded that it took me six Continue reading