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Random Thought #53

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Best, Food, Humor, Official Random Thought, Politics, Random, Rant, The Suck with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 18, 2013 by BrainRants

I just ate a juicy but cooked chunk of pork chop fat.  Every time I eat pork like that, I think to myself, “Fuck you, Osama  motherfuckingincestuousgoatfuckerbastard Bin Laden, we fucking win!”

Just getting my own little jihad on…

Good Grief, What’s Up?

Posted in Humor, Politics, Random, Rant, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 24, 2013 by BrainRants

Well, I’ve survived the epic snow dump thus far,  my only damage (if one could call it that) some lower back discomfort from the shovel work I did for MamaRants to clear the walk and driveway.  I find it amusing that these big storms make so much news.  I mean really – weather happens, people.  This wasn’t like the huge storm last year Continue reading

A Little Competition

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 19, 2013 by BrainRants

So here’s this idea I had that hopefully will spark a bit of a war… okay, firefight or skirmish… maybe just something that’s the equivalent of two Continue reading

Visual X-Mas Aftermath

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 26, 2012 by BrainRants

Captures my mood 97.632% of the time here:

Die, motherfucker!

Die, motherfucker!

Visual Xmas “F-You” Rant

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 25, 2012 by BrainRants

Because I loathe Christmas…

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Freak Ass Spam #4

Posted in Freak Ass Spam, Humor, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , on April 15, 2012 by BrainRants

I’ve noted that inbound spamments seem to cycle through completely uninteresting and then ramp up into one hit after another of sick, twisted, and bizarre electronic belly-button lint that just waits in line for you to pick and examine. There was a good two weeks of nothing special in particular a while back. Then the lint started Continue reading

Freak Ass Spam #3

Posted in Freak Ass Spam, Humor, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , on March 10, 2012 by BrainRants

As always, I’m more than willing to use the stupidity of others to generate entertainment for you all out there. That, and getting oddball spamments here at BrainRants is like being handed free material. Kind of like, I can take a day off from being creative and just punch that publish button. So on to the latest twisted Continue reading

Freak Ass Spam #2

Posted in Best, Freak Ass Spam, Humor, Rant with tags , , , , , , , on February 11, 2012 by BrainRants

To confuse you even more while visiting my bizarre little corner of the web, I’ve started numbering my Freak Ass Spams after I split off the Sick Search Terms portion, which will also be numbered and equally separately… ouch, bad sentence. Gotta get the next five posts Continue reading

Freak Ass Spam #1

Posted in Freak Ass Spam, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , on January 11, 2012 by BrainRants

More random detritus that washes up on the shores of my blog. I’m thankful for Continue reading

Freak-Ass Spam & Search Terms – Part 4

Posted in Freak Ass Spam, Humor, Random, Sick Search Terms with tags , , , , on December 26, 2011 by BrainRants

Without question, the freakiness of the crap that washes up on the shores of BrainRants Island is experiencing a sharp up-tick. Continue reading