Archive for poo

Shitting In Public Sucks – Starring That Guy

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, That Guy with tags , , , , , , , on January 14, 2014 by BrainRants

I’ve Ranted about urinal etiquette before, so you have to have expected the sequel on #2. Part Two for Number Two, if you will. Yes, I’m ranting about how I dearly loathe shitting in public. Sadly, all of this screed is inspired by a well-maintained Continue reading

Random Thought #31

Posted in Cats, Humor, Official Random Thought with tags , , , , on February 7, 2012 by BrainRants

Every morning, my routine tends to be painfully … routine. Somehow I always wind up after coffee sitting there with book in hand on the shitter Continue reading

Astronaut! … Dammit

Posted in Humor, Random with tags , , , , , , , , , on October 9, 2011 by BrainRants

Okay, bitches … uhm sorry.. you all.  I wrote about the day before yesterday about my note to NASA Continue reading

Random Thought #6

Posted in Humor, Official Random Thought with tags , , , on July 30, 2011 by BrainRants

Someday, on an airplane, I want to time it so I’m waiting in line for the lavatory.  When the guy ahead of me is done and comes out, I want to stick my head in the mini-shitter and then yell down the aisle:

“Hey, man, you left a colossal poo in the toilet but there’s no paper.  You forgot to wipe!”