We can slingshot a probe around Jupiter to take pictures of Pluto, send one to orbit a comet, and another straight the fuck out of the Solar System. My cable company cannot arrive to fix their equipment sooner than today, after five days of no internet or cable.
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Random Thought #69
Posted in Humor, Official Random Thought, Random, Rant with tags ass, cable, life, New Horizons, no internet, Pluto, random, random thought, Verizon on May 19, 2015 by BrainRantsInterplanetary Rant
Posted in History, Humor, Random, Rant with tags Eris, humor, life, moon, Pluto, random, rant, space on March 23, 2012 by BrainRantsThis rant has been stored up somewhere in my head (or ass, if there’s any difference) for years, and it recently just occurred to me after I read some news story about the piles of scattered shit the Sun keeps way out on the edges of the Solar System like old cars at the edges of Continue reading