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Pissing About Pissing

Posted in Afghanistan, Humor, Random, Rant, That Guy with tags , , , , , , on July 24, 2012 by BrainRants

You did just read that correctly. This is a rant about those jackwagons who fail to adhere to the proper rules of engagement when peeing. Also, a disclaimer: this is aimed at men only, ladies. Please Continue reading

Random Thought #38

Posted in Humor, Official Random Thought, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , on March 26, 2012 by BrainRants

When you see a drinking fountain located between the mens’ and womens’ latrine (bathroom), am I the only one suspicious of the fountain’s water source?

Random Thought #33

Posted in Humor, Official Random Thought with tags , , , , , , on February 20, 2012 by BrainRants

As we get deep into winter again, I wonder if anyone else is bothered by pissing outdoors with 3 inches of warm clothes on but only 2 inches of shrinkage-induced dick? Because sometimes you just have to.

Random Thought #29

Posted in Humor, Official Random Thought with tags , , , , on January 16, 2012 by BrainRants

A sign posted in the latrine at work: “URINAL LEAK … WORK ORDER #845012

Urinal leak… isn’t that the fucking point? Or have I been doing it wrong all these years?