This blog post is inspired by another recent post (well, at this point, sort-of recent) by Madame Weebles. Visit it and understand the pain she experienced in memorializing her cat, Pickles. Awesome ink, by the way. Anyway, in the commentary orgy that followed I nearly took over the poor woman’s post, so I elected to Continue reading
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Paingod
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Worst with tags ass, awesome, bacon, beer, blog, broken bones, fail, humor, Legos, life, Mark-19, pain, Paingod, random, rant on September 26, 2013 by BrainRantsRandom Thought #56
Posted in Awesome, Best, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random, Rant, Worst with tags ass, awesome, bacon, balls, beer, blog, boxers, fail, humor, life, ouch, pain, random, rant, sex, underwear, WTF, zombie apocalypse on July 28, 2013 by BrainRantsHidden drawback to boxers: Occasionally – most often when getting in your car – you sit on your own balls.
Getting Old Sucks
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, Worst with tags age, aging, ass, blog, fail, hair, humor, life, old, pain, random, rant, sleep, WTF, zombie apocalypse on May 15, 2013 by BrainRantsI’ve enjoyed the ongoing dubious honor of being reminded on a regular basis these past few years that growing older has side effects. Initially, these friendly reminders were positive. Sort of small PSA’s aimed at letting me know I’d arrived in a sense. Silver sidewalls, worldly-looking lines etched in a weathered face that hinted at experience and wisdom. People take you seriously… Continue reading
Splitting
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, Worst with tags ass, blog, headache, humor, life, medicine, news, pain, random, rant, sleep, WTF on May 7, 2013 by BrainRantsThere is nothing quite like waking up and realizing with your first movement that you have a crushing headache. This was me today as I flailed Continue reading
Tea Party!
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Food, Humor, Random, Rant, The Suck with tags Afghanistan, Army, awesome, blog, deployment, douchebag, humor, life, news, pain, random, rant, sleep, tea, WTF on December 16, 2012 by BrainRantsI had to pause my ongoing bitchfest here from Camp Morningwood in the middle of The Suck and try and say something positive about my surroundings. Yes, yes – I know this is scary and Continue reading
RantGraine
Posted in Humor, Rant, Worst with tags fucking kill me now, humor, life, migraine, pain on January 23, 2012 by BrainRantsHave you ever awakened to a new day with the sensation of a burrowing alien in your head about to explode out of it? Welcome to my world. I am one of those rare males of the species that occasionally gets Continue reading