Paingod

This blog post is inspired by another recent post (well, at this point, sort-of recent) by Madame Weebles.  Visit it and understand the pain she experienced in memorializing her cat, Pickles.  Awesome ink, by the way.  Anyway, in the commentary orgy that followed I nearly took over the poor woman’s post, so I elected to

Random Thought #56

Hidden drawback to boxers:  Occasionally – most often when getting in your car – you sit on your own balls.

Getting Old Sucks

I’ve enjoyed the ongoing dubious honor of being reminded on a regular basis these past few years that growing older has side effects.  Initially, these friendly reminders were positive.  Sort of small PSA’s aimed at letting me know I’d arrived in a sense.  Silver sidewalls, worldly-looking lines etched in a weathered face that hinted at experience and wisdom.  People take you seriously…

Splitting

There is nothing quite like waking up and realizing with your first movement that you have a crushing headache. This was me today as I flailed

Tea Party!

I had to pause my ongoing bitchfest here from Camp Morningwood in the middle of The Suck and try and say something positive about my surroundings.  Yes, yes – I know this is scary and

RantGraine

Have you ever awakened to a new day with the sensation of a burrowing alien in your head about to explode out of it? Welcome to my world. I am one of those rare males of the species that occasionally gets