Archive for National Anthem

America Is Awesome

Posted in Awesome, History with tags , , , , , , on July 4, 2014 by BrainRants

I’m sitting here in a very echo-y, much-reduced version of my office.  The rest of my home – where I’ve lived for damn near seven years – is Continue reading

Miss Clarkson’s Song – An Open Letter

Posted in Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , on February 5, 2012 by BrainRants

Okay, so I built up enough pre-emptive hate about our National Anthem that I figured it would be in good character to publicly thank Ms. Kelly Clarkson for not fucking up our National Anthem. I will actually sleep better tonight for that. Thank you, Kelly. You’ looked smokin’ hot…

Dear Ms. Kelly,

Thank you so much for not destroying our National Anthem. Had you screwed it up, I would likely have departed on a five-state murder spree. My victims thank you, as do their children. I thought you looked lovely. You and I could possibly have children unless Katy Perry calls me first. Let me know, as donating DNA is quite easy. Just saying.

– Becoming your fan,

-Brain Rants


Preemptive Anthem Rant

Posted in Humor, Rant, Worst with tags , , , , , on February 4, 2012 by BrainRants

Normally I restrict myself to ranting about stuff that has already happened. To my mind this is logical and makes sense and allows me the illusion of being justifiably irritated enough to complain, as opposed to just being a cranky, cantankerous sourpuss. Opinion here may vary of course, and you’re fully entitled to yours as much as Continue reading