Archive for humor

Dreams Do Come True

Posted in Awesome, Humor with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 2, 2015 by BrainRants

You might have seen recent news about something really cool.  No, I’m not referring to Trump’s latest stupid verbal fart that notched his dumb ass up a point in polls.  I’m talking about Continue reading

Acquiring Stuff

Posted in Awesome, Family, Home, Random with tags , , , , , , , on August 11, 2015 by BrainRants

I have to introduce you to my latest big success.  I found this one day on my walk home from my bus drop-off point.  For several weeks, I’d tracked a ‘for sale’ sign in front of a house.  Then, the sign disappeared and people showed up.   Continue reading

Virginia Is For Ranters

Posted in Army, Awesome, Humor, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 7, 2015 by BrainRants

In case you all out there lost track of time, my relocation from Kansas to Virginia concluded more or less a year ago.  For those of you who do live under rocks Continue reading

I Have A Massive Deck

Posted in Awesome, Home, Humor with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 16, 2015 by BrainRants

So twenty-five days later (not 28), I’ve completed screwing with my new, huge deck.  Don’t worry, pictures of my deck are below, if your screen is large enough to show them in all their massive glory.  I think I’m digressing, so I’ll move the hell on. Continue reading

Random Thought #68

Posted in Awesome, Official Random Thought, Random with tags , , , , , , , on April 25, 2015 by BrainRants

Yes, I’d pick the old model in the back every time.

Fucking Sweet... the old one...

Fucking Sweet… the old one…

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*P.S.: I owned a 1968 Mustang in high school.  It wasn’t a fastback like this one, which should be a ’66 but looks to be an impossible 64½.  Don’t trust the internet.

A Really Huge Deck

Posted in Awesome, Home, Humor with tags , , , , , , , , on April 20, 2015 by BrainRants

Okay, so what did you think you just read there in the title?  Uh huh.  Shame on you, but thanks for landing here because there is some bragging to be done.  I mentioned in an earlier post that I would replace my deck.  Continue reading

Thank God It’s Friday

Posted in Awesome, Home, Humor with tags , , , , , , on April 10, 2015 by BrainRants

This has been one of those weeks that doesn’t seem to end.  You wake up, realize that in two hours you’ll be at work, then realize that twelve hours after that Continue reading

Random Thought #67

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random with tags , , , , , , , on April 6, 2015 by BrainRants

People with pollen allergies are essentially those who don’t react well to plant cumshots.

March Madness

Posted in Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , on March 25, 2015 by BrainRants

 

Have you ever had one of those days where you are busy doing stuff and then look up and realize the day is over and you pretty much missed it?  This is how my entire month of March has been.  If you think this post talks about basketball, Continue reading

Awesome Texts That I Got – 1.0

Posted in Awesome Texts, Humor, Random with tags , , , , , , , , , on February 27, 2015 by BrainRants

Hi there.  Wut r u doing?  LOL.  No, the rest of this will not go on in some inane parody of our lovely, emerging youth who text one another constantly in a language I cannot understand.   Continue reading