Archive for food

Cooking With Rants: Curried Cauliflower

Posted in Awesome, Food, Random with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on August 9, 2013 by BrainRants

Hey!  Hey, you!  *taps on car door window*  Wake up, in there!

Yes, I’m pandering to my typical Rants Army crowd Continue reading

Rantswers – 1.1

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 22, 2013 by BrainRants

I posted a Rantswers® piece a few days ago, and got an awesome response… this will be a three-part Rantswer® to all of your awesomesauce Continue reading

Heavy Thoughts

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 11, 2013 by BrainRants

I recently read a blog post about the ridiculousness of the fashion industry and our media that glorify twig-thin, emaciated women and how the impact of that emphasis is literally killing women young and old.  For about .834 seconds, I thought to myself, “Sad, but I have no idea…”  I did not finish the thought before Continue reading

Random Thought #53

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Best, Food, Humor, Official Random Thought, Politics, Random, Rant, The Suck with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 18, 2013 by BrainRants

I just ate a juicy but cooked chunk of pork chop fat.  Every time I eat pork like that, I think to myself, “Fuck you, Osama  motherfuckingincestuousgoatfuckerbastard Bin Laden, we fucking win!”

Just getting my own little jihad on…

Man Walks Into A Bar

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Food, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 7, 2013 by BrainRants

I was sitting eating dinner with my boss the other night and started laughing. He naturally checked to make sure I was all right Continue reading

Cookin’ With Rants: Hocks And Beans

Posted in Awesome, Best, Food, Home, Humor with tags , , , , , , , , , , on February 26, 2013 by BrainRants

Hungry for some really awesome food that will stick to your ribs and put you in a carbohydrate-induced coma?  Try this recipe out, then.  This is pure down-home comfort, and surprisingly easy Continue reading

Cooking With Rants: Epic Refried Beans

Posted in Awesome, Food, Humor with tags , , , , , , , , , on February 15, 2013 by BrainRants

People who know me often comment that I’m slow on the uptake at times, saying, “You have a sucky flash-to-bang sometimes.” That’s in the context of judging how far off the thunderstorm is based on Continue reading

Combat Bacon

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Best, Food, Humor with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 3, 2013 by BrainRants

I see a lot of traffic on the internetz about bacon. I’ve even done a post about bacon and mentioned the awesomehood of bacon on multiple occasions here. Why? Well, because bacon. Continue reading

Embracing The Suck – Part Three

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Food, Humor, Random, Rant, The Suck, Travel, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on January 13, 2013 by BrainRants

Yet another angry venting of my cerebrum, semi-live from Afghanistan, also known as The Suck.  Not a lot of extended Continue reading

Random Thought #46

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 25, 2012 by BrainRants

I found myself in this moment last weekend:  “I am sitting in a Thai restaurant on a NATO installation in the middle of Afghanistan, surrounded by Germans, Brits, Australians and the Philippine wait staff… and I have the ass.”

No, this makes no sense.  Welcome to my world.