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Adventures In Jerseyland

Posted in Army, Awesome, Fred, Humor, Random, Rant, Travel with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 10, 2013 by BrainRants

I just returned from my inaugural trip after Afghanistan II on the Army’s behest to go forth and do… stuff.  This one took me to Continue reading

Random Thought #56

Posted in Awesome, Best, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random, Rant, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 28, 2013 by BrainRants

Hidden drawback to boxers:  Occasionally – most often when getting in your car – you sit on your own balls.

Rantswers – 1.2

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 24, 2013 by BrainRants

You all can relax now, because here’s the second installment of Rantswers®, which you all contributed to Continue reading

Rantswers – 1.1

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 22, 2013 by BrainRants

I posted a Rantswers® piece a few days ago, and got an awesome response… this will be a three-part Rantswer® to all of your awesomesauce Continue reading

That Guy: Complain-y

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Rant, That Guy with tags , , , , , , , , on July 9, 2013 by BrainRants

A lot of things upset me.  Most things stay in the general irritation level, and I can mentally grumble and imagine the perpetrator or violator’s untimely, painful and very messy death at my gleeful hands in order to assuage my inner angry.  Other times, I like to bitch and complain.  Now is one of those times.  I’m here to Continue reading

Random Thought #55

Posted in Awesome, Best, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on June 29, 2013 by BrainRants

Zippers. On blue jeans… for men. Why?

Ouch, sometimes.

That is all.

Rantiversary

Posted in Awesome, Best, History, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 3, 2013 by BrainRants

Believe it or not, I’ve been at this ranty, complain-y thing for two years today.  How about Continue reading

Getting Old Sucks

Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 15, 2013 by BrainRants

I’ve enjoyed the ongoing dubious honor of being reminded on a regular basis these past few years that growing older has side effects.  Initially, these friendly reminders were positive.  Sort of small PSA’s aimed at letting me know I’d arrived in a sense.  Silver sidewalls, worldly-looking lines etched in a weathered face that hinted at experience and wisdom.  People take you seriously… Continue reading

Getting From A To B

Posted in Home, Humor, Random, Rant, Travel, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 30, 2013 by BrainRants

I am guessing that most of us, when we were small humans, heard one or both of our parents tell us this: “Be careful what you wish for.”  In truth, I did hear “Hold out your hands, wish into one, shit in the other, and tell me which fills up first,” far more often, but I was cautioned to beware my Continue reading

Bill O’ Rights and Shit

Posted in Awesome, History, Humor, Politics, Random with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 25, 2013 by BrainRants

Hi there!  A short diversion here at the opening to say “Whazzup, bitches?” to all my Rants Army Homies.  I’m all home and all frustrated by Continue reading