I should be happy that I’m getting a fresh, new year to mangle. I’m unsure Continue reading
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Happy Fucking New Year
Posted in Afghanistan, Awesome, History, Random with tags Afghanistan, awesome, bacon, beer, blog, deployment, history, humor, life, random on December 31, 2013 by BrainRantsSix Word War
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, History, Random, The Suck with tags Afghanistan, Army, blog, deployment, humor, internet, life, news, random, travel, war on August 28, 2013 by BrainRantsI was trolling the web and came across an interesting story about a fellow brother-in-arms. It seems this former Marine decided to leverage the power of the internet to communicate Continue reading
Heavy Thoughts
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags Afghanistan, blog, deployment, diet, food, humor, image, life, news, random, rant, weight, weight loss, WPLongform on July 11, 2013 by BrainRantsI recently read a blog post about the ridiculousness of the fashion industry and our media that glorify twig-thin, emaciated women and how the impact of that emphasis is literally killing women young and old. For about .834 seconds, I thought to myself, “Sad, but I have no idea…” I did not finish the thought before Continue reading
Freedom
Posted in Awesome, Best, History with tags awesome, deployment, Fourth of July, history, holiday, home, Independence, life, patriots, war on July 4, 2013 by BrainRantsHappy Fourth of July. By now you know this is my favorite holiday of the year, far overshadowing both Christmas and Continue reading
Surprise!
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, The Suck, Travel with tags Afghanistan, airport, Army, ass, awesome, beer, blog, deployment, fail, home, humor, life, news, random, rant, redeployment, The Suck, travel, WTF on April 21, 2013 by BrainRantsAs I sit here in some temporary quarters pecking away at my keyboard with my forehead, it is the Thursday, the 18th of April, 2013. For my Rants Army out there Continue reading
Why You Gotta Be A…
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags Afghanistan, Army, ass, awesome, blog, deployment, douchebag, fail, humor, life, motherfucker, random, rant, travel, war, WTF on April 14, 2013 by BrainRantsWhy you gotta be a motherfucker… yeah, I cannot recall how many times someone has asked me that Continue reading
Man Walks Into A Bar
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Food, Humor, Random, Rant with tags Afghanistan, Army, ass, blog, deployment, fail, food, humor, life, porn, random, rant, words, WTF on April 7, 2013 by BrainRantsI was sitting eating dinner with my boss the other night and started laughing. He naturally checked to make sure I was all right Continue reading
Embracing The Suck – Part Four
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Humor, Random, Rant, The Suck, Travel with tags Afghanistan, Army, ass, blog, deployment, douchebag, fail, humor, life, news, random, rant, shower, travel, WTF on March 24, 2013 by BrainRantsSo by now you all must realize I have come and gone already on my not-so-mid-tour leave. If not, go back to February and repeat. If you’re not a regular here, then why the hell not? Got some better blog to hang out on? Anyway, I have more rantaliciousness that I’ve gathered in that effort. I’m astounded that it took me six Continue reading
Swag
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Best, Humor, Random, The Suck with tags Afghanistan, Army, ass, bacon, beer, blog, deployment, humor, life, news, random, road trip, swag on March 2, 2013 by BrainRantsHey! ‘Live’ from Kuwait, just a quick note to direct you to a new page of mine here at BrainRants. Some of you might be interested in this shit, others not so much. This is also accessible from the homepage.
Enjoy.
Murphy’s Laws of Combat – Part Three
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Humor, Random, The Suck with tags Afghanistan, Army, awesome, blog, combat, deployment, humor, life, Murphy's Laws of Combat, news, random, war on February 23, 2013 by BrainRantsWell, here we’re about to wrap up the three-part series of posts dedicated to Murphy’s Laws of Combat. I probably didn’t order them well, and I commented at random on all of these. Again, I need to nod in appreciation to Archon, who did an awesome and very detailed post about non-combat laws, some of them also Continue reading
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