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Random Thought #54

Posted in Awesome, Best, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 20, 2013 by BrainRants

Is it a waste of time to worry about when the Sun dies?  Morgan Freeman said it would happen.  Five billion years is like… tomorrow.  Shit.

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Home: A Target

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Travel with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 16, 2013 by BrainRants

Well holy shit and dip me in cheese and call me a nacho.  Okay, so apparently the Earth just got dickslapped by a meteor of about ten tons.  I wish Continue reading

Random Thought #50

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random with tags , , , , , , on February 14, 2013 by BrainRants

Always step lightly through BrainRants’ garden. You have no idea what is just under the surface. Continue reading

Pretty Good Will Hunting

Posted in Army, Family, Humor, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 14, 2011 by BrainRants

I had the occasion to thumb past my will in the filing cabinet the other day. Though completely unconnected, seeing it there reminded me of the hilarious fail I had to sit through right before I deployed my Rantastic-ness to Afghanistan. Essentially, the Army will send you …more lawyer antics…

Breaking News: Al Davis Dies

Posted in History, Humor, Random with tags , , , , , , on October 8, 2011 by BrainRants

Seems I got what I wanted here. Now my Raiders can proceed with having a kick-ass team. We hope. Yeah, I know, I’m a real bastard, but I think we’ve covered that enough already.