Pardon me while I type and eat some Burrito Lasagna, courtesy of my wife, the tiny lady who’s devoting her life to making me epic fat. Because my portion control issue Continue reading
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Where Is Rants?
Posted in Awesome, Family, Fiction, Humor, Random, Rant, Writing with tags ass, bacon, beer, cooking, family, humor, life, news, random, rant, wasps, work, writing on August 8, 2016 by BrainRantsCookin’ With Rants: New England Awesome
Posted in Awesome, Family, Food with tags andoullie sausage, awesome, bacon, beer, blog, clams, cooking, life, mussels, New England, recipe, sex on September 4, 2015 by BrainRantsRandom Thought #66
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random with tags cooking, food, humor, life, my girlfriend, random, random thought, sex, toilet on June 15, 2014 by BrainRantsHere are the three times your nose will be guaranteed to itch:
1. Cleaning the toilet
2. Cooking with meat blood up to your fucking elbow
3. Sex with someone of great significance
Because it sucks ass being me.
Shit Mama Rants Said – 01
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random with tags awesome, cling wrap, cooking, humor, MamaRants Says, random on March 15, 2014 by BrainRantsConversational snippet while cleaning up after a major meal:
RANTS: “I hate cling wrap.”
MAMA RANTS: “Me too! Some Chinese guy invented that shit.”
I was left completely speechless. You go, Mama Rants. You just go.
Cookin’ With Rants: Beef Stroganoff
Posted in Awesome, Food, Humor with tags awesome, cooking, food, humor, life, stroganoff on March 7, 2014 by BrainRantsI made this the other weekend on a late-breaking change of mind and the experience reminded me of just how wonderfully filling and decadent this heartstopper Continue reading
Cookin’ With Rants: Awesome Oriental Soup
Posted in Awesome, Food with tags awesome, cooking, food, humor, soup on December 30, 2013 by BrainRantsThis awesomesauce – almost literally – is something that has now been reviewed by my bestie as well as none other than MamaRants. Both returned Continue reading
Cooking With Rants: Crock Pot Wonders #2 – Made-Rights
Posted in Awesome, Best, Food, Random with tags awesome, bacon, beer, blog, cooking, food, humor, life, made right, random, sandwich on September 7, 2013 by BrainRantsThis is an old (based on my saggy-man-boob-ancient body)(yeah, I suck) recipe from my childhood that Mama Rants used to make frequently for dinners Continue reading
Cookin’ With Rants: Hocks And Beans
Posted in Awesome, Best, Food, Home, Humor with tags awesome, bacon, beer, blog, cooking, food, hocks and beans, home, humor, life, news on February 26, 2013 by BrainRantsHungry for some really awesome food that will stick to your ribs and put you in a carbohydrate-induced coma? Try this recipe out, then. This is pure down-home comfort, and surprisingly easy Continue reading
Cooking With Rants: Epic Refried Beans
Posted in Awesome, Food, Humor with tags bacon, beer, blog, cooking, food, humor, life, porn, rant, refried beans on February 15, 2013 by BrainRantsPeople who know me often comment that I’m slow on the uptake at times, saying, “You have a sucky flash-to-bang sometimes.” That’s in the context of judging how far off the thunderstorm is based on Continue reading
Saturday Update: Food
Posted in Awesome, Food, Home, Humor, Random with tags blog, cooking, humor, life, random, rant, ribs on April 14, 2012 by BrainRantsYeah! No wait…. HELL YEAH!! Rants is making ribs. I say again… Rants is making ribs. My last rib hurrah before Afghanistan. Delicious.
Any of you want to join in the party, here’s the recipe: read here.
Okay, you know you’re jealous. Just go get the stuff and do it. You will not be disappointed. Put the bones in your garden.
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1749 Hours: Update – Possible “severe” tornado weather makes for great grill-igniting air movement… Gotta love Kansas
1830 hours: Coals are about ready… wrapped ribs in bacon… planning on dying with a smile…dishwasher vomited – yay
1916 hours: THE RIBS IN DA HOUSE, YO!!!! Picture below, but on the grill. Other pics sucked ass…
FUCKING RIBS, BITCHES!
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